P.O.R.T.A.L

Threat Levels

Angel: The anomalies present at this level do not cause any harm or threat to humanity. Fallen Angel: The anomalies present at this level pose an individual level threat. Archangel: Anomalies present at this level pose a community-level threat Cherubim: the anomalies present at this level pose a threat to regional levels, cities, towns or entire areas. Seraphin: The anomalies present at this level pose an intercontinental threat Appolon: the anomalies present at this level pose and will pose a threat to human existence

all anomalies so far:

Anomaly No. 44 Anomaly No. 31 Anomaly #133 (hey wanna do a tra-) [APPOLON LEVEL THREAT SUCCESSFULLY NEUTRALIZED] Anomaly No. 27 Anomaly No. 23 Anomaly No. 43 Anomaly No. 41 Anomaly #41 (hey, why are there du-) [APPOLON LEVEL THREAT SUCCESSFULLY NEUTRALIZED] Anomaly No. 169

Anomaly No. 44

Threat Level: Fallen Angel it's a- (it's Tomie, a character from one of Junji Ito's horror stories) [APPOLON LEVEL NEU THREAT-] (nope, let me talk about the anomalies)

Anomaly No. 31

Threat Level: Archangel (it is literally a gigantic flying abyssal fish that devours everything and everyone who looks at its lantern, which looks very similar to the Moon)

Anomaly No. 133

Threat Level: Apollon (Now it's my turn, allow me to introduce myself, I'm Bill Cipher, the famous one-eyed triangle from the cartoon Gravity Falls with the power to dominate and destroy entire dimensions, and honestly, it's never been so easy to hack the government-level system, but anyway, for those who have seen the cartoon, you know what I'm capable of, if you haven't, search on the internet)

Anomaly No. 27

Threat Level: Fallen Angel (it's literally a creature that can disguise itself as a tree, then it chooses the victim, approaches slowly and BAM, the victim dies)

Anomaly No. 23

Threat Level: Fallen Angel (it's just a butcher shop that sells human meat, the butcher chooses the victim, kills it, turns it into succulent meat and puts it up for sale, sometimes he even delivers it on the house, and for some reason, not even I, a cosmic terror from a cartoon, can understand, he uses a pig's head)

Anomaly No. 43

Threat Level: Fallen Angel (she's a woman who falls in love with her victims, the closer she is, the hotter her body gets, to the point where the victim becomes carbonized with such proximity, at least the woman is fucking hot... what's up? Here I can swear as much as I want, unlike that universe where I was defeated and which here is nothing more than a cartoon for pure entertainment)

Anomaly No. 41

Threat Level: Unknown (You won a trip to some place that is obviously shit, but you have to go anyway or you will die)

Anomaly #41 (I still don't understand why there are two #41 anomalies, but that's okay)

Threat Level: Unknown (it's a phone booth that makes people disappear when used to call a specific number)

Anomaly No. 169

Threat Level: Fallen Angel (it's literally the Pink Dolphin, only instead of taking single women, it takes married women and never gives them back, now that I've done the good work and talked about all the anomalies, including me, Bill Cipher, wants to do a tra-) [APPOLON LEVEL THREAT SUCCESSFULLY NEUTRALIZED]