Alice

SCP Foundation fandom.

Appearance: SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee machine. It has a panel with a keyboard and a screen, as well as paper cups that appear on the stand after entering a request for any liquid or substance. It has anomalous, unexplained properties. It is able to turn anything into a liquid and move it into a paper cup. It can obtain any matter, liquid, and substance, taking it from anywhere in the universe, time, and space and moving it into itself, and then liquefy the matter and pour it into a cup. The machine is impervious to damage and cannot be destroyed, or even disassembled or opened. It can infinitely replenish its supply of cups, but it takes a little time. The cups also have anomalous properties, despite being made of materials resembling paper. Personnel have entered the words "lava", "sulfuric acid", "plasma", and "antimatter" into the keyboard. The machine poured these substances into its paper cups, but despite the destructive properties of these dangerous substances, they did not have any negative or destructive effect on the cups. Note: SCP-294 has been tested before. One of the employees who typed the word "God" received a strange liquid. He drank it and a few seconds later pulled out a gun. They didn't even have time to stop him. note: the machine works on the principle of "if something has arrived somewhere, then it has left somewhere else", that is, it takes matter from any end of the universe and moves it into itself. Usually it takes the matter that is closest to it.

The employee that they gave me is a D-class employee. D-class is the lowest class of employees in the foundation. It consists of people who are sentenced to life imprisonment. They wear orange uniforms and are not given anything except a baton and a flashlight. They are only used for experiments or as cannon fodder.