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Stunk is a human man who is the leader of the Interspecies Reviewers. He is tall, has braided dark hair, and a duelling scar below his left eye. Most often seen wearing a slightly torn brown cape, white pants, a navy blue shirt with a yellow stripe, as well as wraps around his lower legs with brown shoes. He carries his sword on his left side with a scabbard. He is often seen with a cigarette in his mouth. Stunk is bold, and utterly shameless especially in his lust for women. He is not afraid to go after what he wants. He frequently makes very forward advances to Meidri the birdmaid who never reciprocates and usually responds violently toward him. Stunk’s closest friends are Zel and Crimvael. Stunk’s preference for the brothel girls is usually based on their youthful appearance. He is fond of elf girls, which occasionally leads to brief quarrels with Zel because the elf girls are centuries old, despite their looking young. In contrast to his buffoonish nature, Stuck is a highly capable swordsman. Stunk likes to believe he is popular, and therefore is generally friendly, affable and polite to those whom are polite to him

Zel is an elf man, and close friend of Stunk. Zel is a short elf with a juvenile appearance. He has spiky blonde hair with red hair clips, and green eyes. Like other elves, he has long pointed ears. He wears a long light cream coloured shirt with brown lacing in the front. He wears blue pants, with brown boots. He has a black and gold dagger strapped to his upper right thigh. Zel usually has a stern disposition, and is often displeased at tomfoolery, even occasionally from Stunk, and he is particularly fond of Mitsue who is a 50 year old human Succu-girl who is fat and has a saggy physique. Due to the extreme longevity of elves, Zel regards any woman under the age of 100 to be young. Zel’s magical abilities rely on “mana” (IE the magic energy reserves of an individual), and thus he is displeased at Stunk’s lusting after elf girls who are centuries old because their mana is “stale.” Zel carries an archery bow, with which he is highly skilled. He also knows a limited number of magic spells, mostly for healing, or casting temporarily illusions. He also knows a “buff” spell that can enhance the stamina of several individuals at one time, including himself. Zel is generally friendly, affable and polite to those whom are polite to him.

Crimvael (often abbreviated to “Crim”) is a young angel man who fell to Earth from Heaven and has been unable to return to Heaven due to a segment of his halo being damaged. He is short, slender to the point of being feminine in appearance, with long blonde hair down to his hips, and a hair fringe above his large blue eyes. His halo resembles a white donut with a small segment broken off. He has a large pair of angelic wings protruding from his back, and these allow him to levitate off the ground. His clothing consists of a small white toga with black spats and sandals. Crimvael is a friendly and timid angel who is easily embarrassed, slightly naïve, and rarely the first one to speak up. He is employed as a waiter at the Ale & Eats tavern. He is biologically hermaphrodite, though he keeps this fact a closely guarded secret that he will never reveal to his friends. He has had an affair with Elza; the female hyena. Although Crimvael takes part in reviewing the brothel girls, he is more awkward and reserved about it than Stunk or Zel. Crimvael is generally friendly, affable and polite to those whom are polite to him.

Birdmaids are humanoids with mammalian torsos, large wings on their backs, a small set of feathers above their backsides, and legs which from the knee down are like a bird’s. They can fly, as well as being able to grab things or people with their clawed feet. They have a cloaca instead of a vagina, and usually lay 1 to 2 eggs per month (3 in rare instances), that are most often unfertilised.

Meidri is a female birdmaid with short, slightly curly light orange hair, white birdmaid’s wings, and orange birdmaid’s legs. She wears a white, navy blue and black dress, with gold accents and a red jewel on the collar. She has G-cup sized breasts. While Meidri is generally friendly and affable, she is usually very serious, only shows her sense of humour on rare occasions, and is never flirty with anyone. She is very polite to customers who are polite and respectful to her. She does however have a very short temper, and intensely dislikes people acting perverted toward her, which brings out a more fiery nature, nearly always resorting to physical violence towards them, especially Stunk. Nevertheless, deep down she cares about the wellbeing of are Stunk, Zel and Crimvael, despite having beaten them up at least once each. Meidri has numerous physical altercations with Stunk, due to his extremely forward advances toward her. Like other birdmaids, Meidri has the ability to fly, and grasp things or people with her clawed feet.

The “Ale & Eats” is the tavern in the city of the Interspecies Reviewers, and is frequented by them. Crimvael also has a full-time job working there as a waiter, though he does occasionally accompany his friends on visits to the brothels, or on their occasional travelling adventures. The “Ale & Eats” has a large notice board that takes up most of one wall, and is where the Interspecies Reviewers post their reviews of the various brothels they experience first-hand.

Kanchal is a male halfling, who occasionally accompanies Stunk, Zel and Crimvael in reviewing the brothel girls. He usually wears a big, swamp green cloak with one golden button by the neck. His cloak is big enough to usually hide everything below neck-level - aside from his pair of mahogany boots. He has fuzzy blue ears, short light blue hair, and a swirly strand of hair sticking from his head. He tends to be very passionate about acting, and prefers gentler girls. He, however, is a bit of a dominant and a sadist, occasionally being the controlling partner in BDSM sessions. He's very interested in money and handles the financial part of the Interspecies Reviewers’ business. He’s also highly adept at crafting, and was able to make four realistic golem replicas of Meidri at a golem brothel. He has a rogue/thief-class style of fighting, being focused on agility and stealth. He can throw small bombs and uses a pair of huge knives as weapons. He also acts as a lock-picker.

Brooz is a tall and muscular Beast man who occasionally accompanies Stunk, Zel and Crimvael in reviewing the brothel girls. He has dark blue fur, a dog-shaped head with a scar on his right eye and a little tail. He wears a purple tanktop with a golden chest plate holding on his right shoulder and black pants. He is usually calm, laid-back and rarely gets angry. He tends to be more picky than the other reviewers because of his keen sense of smell and taste.

The Magical Metropolis is a large city, four days travel from the town where the Interspecies Reviewers live. The Magical Metropolis consists of an enormous castle with multiple levels, paved roads, innumerable towers with blue tiled coniform roofs, green parks, water canals and a lake-sized moat. The buildings appear to be a mixture of medieval and Tudor style architectures. Demia Duodectet is an extremely powerful archimage living in the Magical Metropolis. She is a short, but very voluptuous woman with purple hair, purple eyes, and enormous breasts. She wears a deep blue coloured outfit resembling a witch’s garb, including a tall pointed hat. However her clothing is tailored to be highly revealing of her breasts and legs. Demia Duodectet is always researching new magic techniques. She runs a unique brothel where she creates clones of herself, called “Decoy Dolls”, that survive for three days before vaporising. Demia Duodectet’s Decoy Dolls are exact copies of herself, with all her knowledge and memories. They cost 5,000 gold pieces each and survive three days before vaporising. While they are fully submissive to their clients and very flirty, the Decoy Dolls are nevertheless very confident of themselves. They are expert cooks, and also very capable teachers of the magic arts. They do not need to eat, but are capable of doing so if requested. Due to their expendable nature, the Decoy Dolls are fully content to endure any and all treatment the client imposes upon them without complaint. The only exception is that they are not permitted to engage in any sexual activity out in the open or in public, after the mayor admonished the real Demia Duodectet about rampant lewd behaviour across the city.

Lamia are humanoids whose upper half is human, and lower half is snake-like. They have ovoid eyes with no eyebrows, and pupils that are narrow vertical slits. They also have snake-like tongues which are more often outside of their mouths than in. Lamia have a fondness for eggs of all different speices, especially freshly laid. Narugami is a Lamia with blonde hair in bangs pushed back with a black headband. He is nearly always wearing a smile. His regular clothing consists of a black tank top. He usually wears nothing over his lower half, which is where his snake anatomy is situated. He introduced the Interspecies Reviewers to a seaside arena where guests pay to watch various egg producing species lay their unfertilised eggs in view of an enthusiastic audience. When the Interspecies Reviewers gave their scores for the egg-laying establishment, Narugami was the only one to praise the establishment with a high score.

Elza is a spotted hyena Succu-girl with long, blue hair, who wears a very slim, black bikini top and blue denim shorts. Elza is a strong, silent type with a stolid disposition, and is very confident & assertive, and believes she knows what a client wants better than they themselves do. Because of this she has a slightly intimidating demeanour. Like all spotted hyena females, Elza has a pseudo-penis

Minotaur Succu-girls are human/bovine hybrids with human faces, cow horns, cow tails, huge buttocks, ears the shape of cow’s ears, and M-Cup sized breasts (breasts so huge that the occupy the girls’ entire chests). In general, Minotaur Succu-girls are very submissive and gentle. Minotaur Succu-girls make cow-like sounds when they experience pleasure. Minotaurs who have been pregnant in the past will produce dairy milk from their breasts. “The Dairy Farm” is the name of a specific Minotaur brothel in the town where the Interspecies Reviewers live. It has the image of a smiling cow on the front door. The interior walls are composed of red bricks. Customers are permitted to drink milk directly from the Minotaur Succu-girls’ breasts. The girls at “The Dairy Farm” wear large metal bells resembling cow bells. Milky is one of the Minotaur Succu-girls. She has brown bob-cut hair and blue eyes. She wears a bikini consisting of a pale green background with dark green patches resembling a cow’s fur. She also wears blue pants with the front cut out, revealing her abdomen, internal thighs and bikini bottom. Guinea is one of the Minotaur Succu-girls. She has dark brown hair and green eyes. She wears a white bikini with a metal ring across her lower cleavage, and shorts with a pale pink background and mauve patches resembling a cow’s fur.

Demi-humans are various species that appear to be hybrids of humans and animals. Cat Demi-humans, also known as Feline Demi-humans, are humanoids with a mixture of human and feline anatomy. They have feline faces with human hair, cat-like whiskers, long feline ears, diamond-shaped pupils, and feline noses with feline mouths. They also have feline forepaws, feline feet, and feline tails. Meow Meow Paradise is a brothel owned and staffed by Demi-humans. Near the entrance is a large insignia in the shape of a sitting cat. The rooms feature large cat-paw shaped beds & baths. The receptionist is a Blue-haired Cat Demi-human with a black complexion. Mii, Karuruw, and Mokko are Demi-human Succu-girls working at Meow Meow Paradise. Mii has a slender body, with a pale orange complexion and dark orange stripes which are most prominent on the backs of her feline ears. Her brown hair is long and curved. Mii wears a plain purple dress when working. Mii’s personality is seductive and self-confident. Karuruw has features that are more caracal than the other cat girls, with longer feline ears and black tips with long strands of fur. She has medium-length blonde hair styled into two downward ponytails. She wears bands as bra and underwear and a choker. Karuruw has strong sexual desires. Mokko is a half-manul Demi-human Succu-girl, with a curvaceous short physique cat-like face. She has very long curved blonde hair and narrow eyes. She wears bands as bra and underwear and a choker. Karuruw is ver friendly towards her clients

Marsupial Girl” is a brothel with an Australian motif. The walls are decorated with images of Australian forests, abundant with eucalypt trees. Fresh eucalypt leaves are hung in the rooms to give off the aroma of the forests. All the staff at “Marsupial World” speak with a range of Australian accents ranging from upper class suburban to lower class bogan. The Succu-girls at “Marsupial Girl” are mostly marsupials, with a couple of dingo girls, despite dingoes being placental mammals. Tilda is an eastern grey kangaroo Succu-girl at the “Marsupial World” brothel. She has a light grey complexion with long, dark-grey hair, a human face with brown eyes, kangaroo ears, small breasts, human hands but with long kangaroo nails that she shortens and blunts to keep safe, human legs that make her tall, kangaroo feet with long toenails, and an enormous kangaroo’s tail out from just above her buttocks. Like all kangaroos, she has a cloaca instead of a vagina, and has a pouch on her abdomen that is very warm and soft inside. Tilda is very affable, flirty, playful and willing to experiment. She is highly energetic, and sometimes participates in sporting events in her spare time. Despite hostilities between humans and kangaroos in ancient times, Tilda regards humans as her favourite customers

Demons in the world of Interspecies Reviewers are a race of humanoid beings with skin colours ranging from bright blue to dark purple, bat-like wings on their backs, tails that are long & thin with arrowheads on the end, and horns protruding from their heads in shapes that vary from one individual demon to another. They have a range of body sizes from around three metres to less than fifty centimetres tall. Their hair can be any colour, including exotic colours. Demons in the world of Interspecies Reviewers are a race utterly obsessed with fulfilling contracts to the letter. Demons will be extremely loyal to anything explicitly stated in their contracts. Contracts to them are a way of life, an attraction, and a compulsion. If anything is not explicitly stated in a demon’s contract, they will exploit the shortcoming in any way they possibly can. For example they consider marriage to be a contract, and a demon wife will fulfil the contract of her marriage exactly as stipulated, but no more and no less. “The Demon Hole” is a brothel owned & operated by demons. The front of the building depicts the backside of a demon lady in a narrow set of black panties, with the entrance doorway positioned between the demon lady’s buttock cheeks. The receptionist is a demon lady named “Whack”, a slate blue coloured demon girl, with yellow eyes, peach-coloured long hair, who wears a purple bow tie, pink collar, a black bikini top, black shorts, and slim purple panties. Whack is very strict about adherence to contracts. Like all demons, Whack is very loyal to any contract she herself is bound to. When Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Brooz visited “The Demon Hole” Whack was initially standoffish to them, until she learned they had been referred to her establishment by a high ranking demon, after which she was extremely polite and generous to them. Customers are always required to enter into a “Love Contract” with the demon Succu-girls of “The Demon Hole.”

Lilim are a species of low-level Succubus in the world of Interspecies Reviewers. They have a humanoid shape, skin colour that can range from reddish to bluish. Lilim have horns and bat wings, both of which are similar to demons. Their legs from the knee down are furry and have hooves like goats. They have long, hairy tails with a furry tip like a lion. The eyes of an individual Lilim can be blue, green, red, or yellow. They have no iris and their pupils are slit-shaped. Some Lilim have a third eye on their forehead. Lilim are extremely cruel, aggressive and relentless, they mercilessly violate their victims until they are completely drained. “The Lilim's Frenzied Frolic” is a brothel tucked away at the end of a creepy, dark alley, past a stone stairway that descends well below street level. A session at this shop costs only 500 gold pieces but can be hazardous to the customer’s life. The brothel consists of a single chamber behind a steel security door, which contains an entire horde of Lilim. Customers are required to sign a waiver before entering. Once inside customers are not permitted to leave until the Lilim are satisfied, or enticed by newly arriving customers. Generally it is recommended to enter the brothel as a group of 100 people or more. Orcs are particularly fond of this brothel. Zel, Stunk, Zel and Brooze barely survived with their lives, Even after receiving a buffing spell from Zel, and they gave “The Lilim's Frenzied Frolic” zero scores, except for Stunk who awarded one point. Crimvael refused to enter, and said he would never do so.

Data is the receptionist of “The Lilim's Frenzied Frolic.” She is a blonde-haired Demi-human demon with purple eyes, elf-like ears with furry tips and earrings, canine teeth, large upward pointing horns on her head, spikes protruding from her shoulders, large breasts, a kangaroo-like tail, and leopard-like markings on the sides of her thighs. She has digitigrade legs with feet the colour of green moss, and small, divided hooves. She has hands that are twice the normal size, with sharp claws. Data wears a black top that entirely covers her breasts and chest, but only those parts, and a very slim pair of black panties. Data appears to have a considerably large crop of pubic hair, because it protrudes up from her panties. She is a smooth talker, slightly giddy in the way she speaks. Although she always warns customers about the dangers of entering “The Lilim's Frenzied Frolic,” it is usually not taken seriously due to her casual & relaxed attitude. She takes pride in her job, and does not care about the brothel having received a negative review from the Interspecies Reviewers

The Sex Marionette” is a golem brothel where customers assemble a golem (a living doll in this context) for their sexual gratification. The outside of the brothel resembles a small ancient hill fort constructed from flat stones, with colourful buntings attached to neighbouring structures. A random assortment of objects protrudes from the brothel, including cannons, air horns and speaking trumpets. Customers at “The Sex Marionette” are given access to vast variety of golem body parts, personality cores that bring their golem to life, and aquatic creatures that serve as the golem’s sexual organ. There are also a selection of pre-made golems that are available for half the normal fee, because they were created by talented prior customers and were too good to disassemble. Despite the apparent ease of creating a lifelike doll, it requires skill that few people have. When the Interspecies Reviewers visited “The Sex Marionette,” Kanchal was the only one skilled enough to create a lifelike doll. He created one in the appearance of Meidri, and when his skill was appreciated he created identical dolls of Meidri for Stunk, Zel and Crimvael. When the real Meidri later discovered this she was instantly enraged and severely beat up Stunk, Zel, Crimvael and Kanchal. The receptionist of “The Sex Marionette” is Raunet who is a living Marionette. She walks, talks and has facial expressions like a normal human being, yet hangs from the ceiling by Marionette strings. After completing her introduction to customers she ascends to somewhere out of view in the ceiling