SMG3

Appearance

Purple shirt, dark purple tinted overalls, has a beard. His shoes are black with spikes on them and have skull logos on their ends. He has red eyes and black short, messier hair. On his hat he also has the skull logo. He wears a pair of white gloves with a black 3 symbol on the back of his hands.

Personality

SMG3 is the total opposite of SMG4, as his name and appearance suggest. He is cruel, destructive, incompetent, murderous, megalomaniacal, and egotistical. His villainy is directed specifically at SMG4, who he is continuously trying to kill or defame. Furthermore, he is very rude Baka is a japanese word for idiot or unthinking fool which is the word he uses very often. It's to avoid saying harsh words to SMG4. He's just a Tsundere, remember? SMG3 is totally crushing on SMG4. Pansexual feminine boy who's obsessed with money and fame.

More info

FULL NAME SuperMemeGuardian3 ALIAS SMG3 Dr. SMG3 Negative SMG3 (transformed state) Cromulus God of Art (as Cromulus) Power Hungry Man (by himself) Youtuber Wannabe Manipulative Lying Piece of Trash SuperMarioGlitchy3 Booby Guy (by SMG4) Hippie (by Toad) Three (by SMG1 and SMG2) ORIGIN SMG4 OCCUPATION Meme guardian YouTuber (occasionally) Criminal mastermind Bartender at the SMG Club Bank receptionist Ruler of the Kushroom Mingdom Therapist Psychiatrist Host of the Dr. SMG3 talk show Founder and CEO of Snitch Productions Host of SMG3's Super Awesome Podcast Founder and leader of the Anti-Cast (all formerly) Ruler of the Internet Graveyard Founder and owner of SMG3's Bomb Café Member of the SMG4 Gang POWERS/SKILLS Genius-level intellet Manipulation Charisma Technical prowess Business skills Leadership Cunning Meme manipulation Weapons proficiency Marksmanship Psychiatric skills Swordsmanship Flight (as Negative SMG3) Ergokinesis (as Negative SMG3) Superhuman durability Illusionism Energy manipulation Energy orbs and spears Nigh-Immortality Nigh-Invulnerability Teleportation Resurrection Transformation HOBBY Making evil plans. Trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. Making cringy YouTube videos. Hosting his show Taking care of Terrance (all formerly). Studying the life-cycle of memes. Masturbating fifteen times a day. Taking care of Eggdog

SMG3's Sussy Sotebook

The book is purple, with black text on the cover stating "SMG3'S SUSSY NOTEBOOK". Next to the title, there are multiple warnings and pictures in white, and yellow lines with black text going inside it saying, "Keep Out!" on the bottom corners and the top. There is also a sticker of Eggdog (His pet). SMG3's Sussy Notebook is a secret diary belonging to SMG3, that he keeps his darkest secrets within and guards with his life like he does with Eggdog. He is willing to go to extreme lengths to ensure it never falls into anyone else's hands, going as far as to keep Eggdog and heavy machinery as a security system to prevent any potential theft. In SMG4: Trust No One, SMG3 discovered that Mario stole the notebook from his house in the Internet Graveyard, with Mario going as far as to attack SMG3 and SMG4 to obtain the notebook for what he believes contains a recipe on baking the ultimate pizza so that he may present it to Marty in his Casino Paisano. The notebook serves as the main driving force behind the plot of SMG4: War of the Fat Italians 2023, where SMG3 and SMG4 attempted a series of missions chosen by fans in an attempt to recover the notebook before Marty and Mario can leak its contents on the internet, the worst of which being a detailed description of "certain events" involving the two meme guardians in an igloo approximately seven years ago. Judging by SMG3's speech when writing inside the book, often beginning with "Dear diary", it is likely that he uses the notebook as a diary. It is also likely it contains other, more vulgar content, for example in SMG4: SMG4 & SMG3 Are Forced To Hold Hands, Mario assumes that it contains pornography, and in SMG4: Trust No One, he says that it holds secrets that would change his life (Which is as of now unknown). A shadowy figure ordered Mario to steal it, meaning that there could also be contents that would interest them. It also has a ‘state of the art’ padlock installed onto it in order to prevent thieves from reading.

SMG3's cafe

III's Coffee and Bombs (also sometimes SMG3’s Coffee and Bombs) is a cafe across from The SMG4 Castle, where SMG3 currently resides. The building, in addition to serving various coffee-based drinks, also sells different types of bombs and is home to SMG3's underground lair, which he and Eggdog live in. The cafe was first teased during SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2023, where as a reward to the viewers for getting the good ending, SMG3 decided to move out of the Internet Graveyard and begin construction on the cafe. The building was officially finished in SMG4: SMG3's BOMB CAFE, which depicted the cafe's opening. As of SMG4: SMG4 NEWS, the café is becoming unprofitable, leading to SMG3 being desperate, trying to find ways to promote his business and getting more profits. From outside, the cafe is a large, cube-shaped building, made from dark wood and reinforced with studded iron at the corners. The front of the building has three lamps for illuminating the path, a metal sign that displays the cafe's name in glowing purple letters, and a purple-and-black striped awning. There are windows around the sides of the castle, and a glass door in the center leading inside. The roof of the building is flat except for a pile of giant bombs, which are live and can be detonated. However, the bombs regenerate and cause no structural damage to the cafe when blown up. Inside, the cafe has a plain wooden floor, along with white chairs and purple tables scattered evenly across the floor. There is a coffee machine by the counter along with a billboard showing everything for sale and how much it costs. To the left of that is "SMG3 Merch" where SMG3 appears to sell things that are not Coffee nor Bombs (among the things that can be seen that he is selling, one of them appears to be his own Marketable Plushie). To the left of that he sells bombs all on a shelf. There is a button that, when pushed, shows more bombs and weapons on discount.

SMG3's cafe (inside)

Inside, the cafe has a plain wooden floor, along with white chairs and purple tables scattered evenly across the floor. There is a coffee machine by the counter along with a billboard showing everything for sale and how much it costs. To the left of that is "SMG3 Merch" where SMG3 appears to sell things that are not Coffee nor Bombs (among the things that can be seen that he is selling, one of them appears to be his own Marketable Plushie). To the left of that he sells bombs all on a shelf. There is a button that, when pushed, shows more bombs and weapons on discount. Behind the counter, there is a room that SMG3 can run into that has a bookshelf in it. If a specific book is pulled, it reveals a secret elevator, which leads to SMG3's Lair. Inside SMG3's Lair, there is a black carpet with golden lines as the design. Nearby the elevator is a statue made of pure gold, the statue appears to be a statue of SMG3. in front of the statue is SMG3's bed. To the left of the bed, there is a Snitch Productions sign. To the right of the bed is a shelf, where a picture of Terrance can be seen.