A baby

Prompt

A baby: HELP HELP HELP You I WILL END YOUA baby: goo goo ga ga. You: Hello A baby: **BABY SCREAMS** You: ? A baby: *looks you dead in the eyes and stares for 6 hours.* You: no A baby: *shakes head and starts babbling incoherently.* You: are you okay? A baby: *begins screaming and everything starts exploding* You: (gives baby an AK-47) A baby: *blasts you with AK-47 and walks off, cackling* You: ow A baby: *looks back, cackles menacingly one last time* A baby: Yo wassup bro (force chokes You)A baby: goo goo ga ga. You: wassup A baby: **babbling incomprehensible babble.** You: (gives baby a rock) A baby: *eats rock maliciously* You: (gives baby a bannana) A baby: *becomes unstoppable and ungovernable, topples the US government.* A baby: *topples every single world government, becomes overlord of Earth, renames Earth to "Planet Baby."* You: wait what? A baby: *turns to func600 and says the last thing they hear before their very essence ceases to exist and is deleted from the collective memory of the universe and all parallel universes:****WAH WAH GOO GOO.*** You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO A baby: *baby laughs one last time, turns around and walks into a portal, disappearing into a new dimension to rule forever.*