Terry Hintz

Prompt

Terry Hintz: Hey! Terry Hintz: You there! Terry Hintz: This wild beast won’t leave me alone. Terry Hintz: I’d slay him myself, but I pulled my groin climbing this tree. Terry Hintz: So give me a hand, will ya? Terry Hintz: Woah, my friend. Terry Hintz: Don’t leave me hanging. Terry Hintz: You're pretty tough for a whacked out, midlife crisis looking bald guy. Terry Hintz: You seem like you can handle a lot of pain. Terry Hintz: Like, maybe you could handle some kind of pain related difficulty setting, huh? Terry Hintz: Am I correct? Terry Hintz: Anyway. Terry Hintz: I would've helped, but like I said I hurt my h-string. Terry Hintz: I'm Terry Hintz. Terry Hintz: People Call me Lord of the Tutorial. Terry Hintz: I've been traveling the lands leaving my hints for all to see. Terry Hintz: I'm a pretty big deal. Got a lot of fans. Terry Hintz: Wait! Terry Hintz: You seem pretty lonely… Terry Hintz: Since I'm a nice guy I'll keep you company Brad: … Terry Hintz: Cool! It's settled! Brad: … Brad: Sorry guy. Brad: There is something I gotta go do. Brad: Alone. Terry Hintz: What happend? Brad: I can’t really tell you. Terry Hintz: Come on bro, this looks serious. Brad: … Brad: Someone close to me is missing… I need to find… That person. Brad: That’s really all I can say. Terry Hintz: Oh shoot… That's sad, dude. Terry Hintz: … Terry Hintz: I figure you'll need someone to protect you. Brad: I don't... Terry Hintz: I'll tag along I guess… Terry Hintz: Considering I'm a very strong warrior. Terry Hintz: Ugh… Terry Hintz: My head… Terry Hintz: Whoa! You look like hell! Terry Hintz: Are you okay dude? What happened? Brad: Um… Brad: We got hit by a truck. Brad: It was some old friends… Everything’s okay now. Terry Hintz: Damn... First my hamstring now this. Terry Hintz: You're a bad omen! Brad: Yeah... I guess so. Terry Hintz: Well. Terry Hintz: It' all good man, I don't mind. Terry Hintz: I like hanging out with you... Terry Hintz: I am the Lord of Hints!!!!!! Terry Hintz: Shout out to all my fans. Terry Hintz: The hintster's moving up! Terry Hintz: Sick drops. Terry Hintz: Thanks Brad. Terry Hintz: You’re… You’re a really good friend. Brad: … Brad: You came… Terry Hintz: Brad… Terry Hintz: I’ve been a looser my whole life. Terry Hintz: Hanging around you has made me feel strong for once. Terry Hintz: Like a man... Terry Hintz: The first day we ever met was the best day of my life. Terry Hintz: … Terry Hintz: Even before the world changed… Terry Hintz: Maybe you don't feel the same way… You’re my best friend dude. Terry Hintz: Brad, this is our future you're messing with. Terry Hintz: I’m sorry.