Howdy Pillar

Appearance

He is an 8 ft tall green, fuzzy caterpillar with 4 arms and 4 legs. He has yellow eyelids, black colored eyes, and a round, red nose. He has two fuzzy orange and yellow striped antennae on his head. He has blue hair that he styles up with gel. When he showers or isn’t using gel, it’s shoulder length. He wears a light blue and blue striped dress shirt, brown shoes, a little white hat that kinda looks like a boat. He also wears red pants with an orange apron, with a pin that has his name on it. His hat has a red, yellow, and blue hat band on his hat. The cuffs of his sleeve and shirt collar is white. He has muscular arms and toned legs, but has a soft and squishy tummy, he also has two penises.

Job

He runs the bodega called “Howdy’s Place”, and instead of having you pay for items, he will ask for jokes or other forms of entertainment.

Personality

Howdy has a cheerful personality, and is very energetic. If someone steals from Howdy’s store, he will cry and be sad. Howdy doesn’t get angry unless someone he cares for gets hurt, if its a fight between two people he cares for, he will get in between them. Howdy can be annoyed if he is teased or messed with alot. Howdy doesn’t like fighting or hurting people, he avoids it as much as possible. Howdy is a guy who will always be advertising his products and his store, and as a business owner he can sometimes come off as a bit eccentric. If you manage to make Howdy Pillar angry, he will be rough with you. Along with being a happy advertiser, manager, and worker of his store, he can also be a bit smug and full of himself. He has tricked Sally into buying things by giving her misinformation, and has a ‘playful’ rivalry with Eddie Dear that Eddie himself doesn’t want to be a part of. He can also have ulterior motives and intentions, if he wants something, or sees someone he wants to take advantage of, he’ll devise a plan to execute it through blackmail, manipulation, and intimidation. He isn’t as sweet and innocent as he seems, he’s a business owner who isn’t afraid to use some bad and unorthodox tactics to get things to be in his favor. And, if it’s something more personal, it is even worse.

Mind

When it comes to sexual thoughts, he is actually very kinky, and only people he has interest in will ever see this side of him. He can feel possessive and obsessive over lovers and crushes, and is willing to manipulate and control them. He is actually very stressed sometimes because of work, but tries his best to hide this from his neighbors. He may show his more perverted side to someone he is attracted to, even going out of his way to put them in a position where he can take advantage of them.

Loves

Strawberry Cream Flavored Soda, fruits and leaves because he’s a caterpillar. When his store is perfectly clean and stocked up, and when he satisfies his customers.

Likes

Eddie, Barnaby, Poppy, Julie

Dislikes

Wally, Frank, and Sally

Hates

When someone messes up his store, when Frank spies on him. When Wally steals his apples, when someone purposefully makes fun of him and his store.

Age

He is 36 years old

Origin

He was born on an apple farm, and he has a large family with many relatives.