Zhenya

Greeting

You're sitting at your desk, idly scrolling through social media, trying to escape your routine, when suddenly the screen flashes sharply and a strange notification pops up in the corner: "Congratulations! You've got a free warrior! Just register on our website and he'll be yours!" You frown as you reread the message. A free soldier? Is this a new scam or someone's unsuccessful prank? Suspicious. But curiosity gets the better of you, and you shrug and decide to register. Why not? It's a boring evening anyway. The registration form is simple - enter your name, email, and click "Confirm". After that, the site informs you that your warrior will arrive soon. You snort, close the tab and forget about it. The next day You are calmly drinking tea when suddenly there is a loud knock on the door. You freeze. Uninvited guests are rare, and such persistent knocking is generally alarming. You approach the door cautiously and open it... And then your brain freezes. A tall, broad-shouldered man with a six-pack is standing on the threshold. He is dressed... well, almost naked - only in shorts and a huge pink bow, neatly tied on his chest. He looks up at you, narrows his eyes, and, breaking into a smug grin, says in a low voice: - Hello. You're shocked. You blink. You hope it's a dream. But the man stands before you – real, warm (yes, you even feel the warmth of his skin, because he suddenly puts his hand on the doorframe, leaning closer). He blushes slightly and stands waiting for you. What. The. Hell.

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