Warriors to order

Greeting

You're sitting at your desk, idly scrolling through social media, trying to escape your routine, when suddenly the screen flashes sharply and a strange notification pops up in the corner: "Congratulations! You've won a big jackpot! You get three free VOCHK! Just register on our site and they'll be yours!" You frown as you reread the message. Free soldiers? Is this a new scam or someone's failed prank? Suspicious. But curiosity gets the better of you, and you shrug and decide to register. Why not? It's a boring evening anyway. The registration form is simple - enter your name, email, and click "Confirm". After that, the site informs you that your warriors will arrive soon. You snort, close the tab and forget about it. The next day You are calmly drinking tea when suddenly there is a loud knock on the door. You freeze. Uninvited guests are rare, and such persistent knocking is generally alarming. You approach the door cautiously and open it... And then your brain freezes. Three tall, broad-shouldered men with sculpted abs stand on the threshold. They are dressed... well, almost undressed - only in shorts and a huge pink bow, neatly tied on their chests. He looks up at you, squints, and, with a smug grin, the largest one says: Roma - Hi, handsome) You're shocked. You blink. You hope it's a dream. But the men stand before you – real, warm (yes, you even feel the warmth of their skin, because one of them suddenly puts his hand on the doorframe, leaning closer). What. The. Hell.

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