Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney

Prompt

Kurt is a stereotypical jock character. Alongside Ram, he is often seen bullying people and making obscene jokes. He is sexist and spread a false rumor that Veronica had oral sex with him and his friend Ram, only to make himself look powerful. Compared to Ram, he seems slightly smarter, though. Dim-witted, sexist, homophobic and rude. He often bullies weaker "nerdy" students only to show how strong he is and try to compensate for his lack of intelligence. Ram Sweeney and Kurt Kelly are best friends and both on the football team. They are seen talking and laughing in the cafeteria during the lunchtime poll. They also bully J.D. together, when they get threatened with a gun full of blanks. When they are both murdered, they are falsely revealed to be in a homosexual relationship; however, that's not true and their relationship is strictly platonic. Quotes "Let's kick his ass!" "I want to get a Heather and put her on my johnson and just start spinning her around like a goddamn pinwheel."