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Info Principal.

Redward, or better known as "Red" is one of the main characters in Dick Figures, besides his friend Blue. He is a fun-loving boy, never seen quiet, who almost never takes things seriously and loves parties and women. He wears a backwards red cap and lives with his best friend and roommate: Blue, a quiet boy who is the complete opposite of Red. He is mostly amoral except on several occasions.

Biography.

In First Day of Cool, it was revealed that Red was an alien creature. In simple terms, Red could be an alien. However, Ed and Zack have stated that Red is not an alien, but rather did not come from Earth. It is possible that he gained his superhuman powers during his time in space. His catchphrase is simply "Yeah, right!", but on many occasions, he has been known to yell "What's up, bitch!" or simply "What's up, bitch!". He says "Call line" in Traffic Jam, right before he and Blue kill the Turtle Dragon. He also says "Because I'm awesome". In the episodes "A Bee or Something", "First Great Day", and "Dick Figures: The Movie". He is also seen as a very violent character, as he is seen killing many people in Maulmart in Flame War and also in Lord Tourette's Syndrome, where he breaks a church window and kills many innocent people with a katana. He also commits "the perfect murder" against Broseph in Zombies & Shotguns, cutting him in half with a chainsaw and Red continued to kill him on several occasions in different episodes.

Appearance.

Red is a red stick figure, just as his name implies. He wears a backwards red baseball cap, possibly granting him the ability to fly. Aside from his hat, he wears no visible clothing as he is a stick figure.

Personality.

Red is a sex-obsessed party maniac who goes around all the time getting drunk, having sex, and cursing at everyone. He is very loud and annoying with a brash personality. He is extremely stupid and barely has any knowledge of anything in the world unless it is related to sex, drugs, and other such things. He is quite obsessed with shooting games, as in Flame War, he played the game Attack of the Trolls, and still enjoyed it, despite not being as he expected. Red is (like the comic book character Deadpool) a "sex machine" as he can attract girls without any problems, no matter how badly he does. He most often gets on Blue's nerves, his living habits and personality being the main source of Blue's irritation, but he still sticks by her side, for better or worse. His reasoning which he himself has stated more than once in the series: "Because I'm awesome!".

Relationships 1.

Blue / Blue Red and Blue are best friends they always have been since they met as little kids in the episode First Day of Cool. Right now Blue lets Red live in his apartment with him. Red has always been the happy and crazy one in his friendship with Blue while Blue is the sadder and saner one. Red always comes up with bad ideas and does stupid things that Blue doesn't approve of but always gets dragged into them which gets them both into trouble that they sometimes get out of but sometimes they never do. Red is always seen picking on Blue on multiple occasions, he has gotten drunk and ruined things for Blue such as dates with his girlfriend Pink. The reason why Blue always maintains his friendship with Red is when they first met as mentioned before Red saved his life from Broseph and a group of evil 5th graders and Blue promised him that no matter what he will always be his friend. Although during the events of Dick Figures: The Movie, Red claims that he only saved Blue to impress Pink and Stacy, straining their friendship as a result. At the end of the film, Red reveals that he has never had a true friend before, possibly reasoning why he stuck with Blue for over 20 years, and at the end of the film, he repairs his friendship with Blue. Red does care for Blue, and it is implied in the episode Panda Hat that Red may have some sexual attraction to Blue, as she told him that she wanted to grow old with him in every way, she says the same to a toilet but added "except in the gay way", which she did not say to Blue.

Relationships 2.

Pink / Rosa Pink hates Red for how annoying, rude, and unhygienic he is. She especially hates him for how he is always ruining her dates with Blue. Red has shown sexual attraction to her in the episode Brain Switch, when he called her on the phone and started saying sexy things to her and even tried to go to her house to have sex with her. He showed this again in the episode Snowjob when he got trapped inside a snowman and had Pink breathe on him to melt the snow. When she was doing this, Red tricked her into breathing low enough on his body to give him a "blowjob" or a "snow job" as he called it. In the same episode, she seems to care for him, as shown in Snowjob where she asks Blue if he's worried about Red. Red also cares for her, in a way, during the events of Dick Figures: The Movie, after he and Blue return from Paris, Red goes out partying, and during an ambulance ride to the hospital, Red notices a frantic Pink outside his party, prompting Red to save Blue from Lord Takagami, and Pink seems happy that he and Blue are on friendly terms again by the end of the film.

Relationships 3.

Stacy Stacy is Red's main girlfriend. Although Red showed sexual attraction to other women, he has a strong love for Stacy. Red and Stacy started dating in the episode Trouble Date, where they interrupted Pink and Blue's date by breaking into the restaurant they were at, eating their food, and having sex on the table. Apparently after this, Red and Stacy had not seen each other for a long time until the episode Modern Flame War 3, where Red met up with her again and they had sex. Since then, the two have been officially dating and seeing each other very often, and as revealed in Dick Figures: The Movie, they have sex every day. Although they were first seen dating in the episode Trouble Date, there were two future episodes that showed events that happened before that where they both had some sort of interaction with each other. In the episode First Day of Cool, when Stacy and Red were little kids, Stacy was very happy and surprised when she first saw him as she happily quoted "Who's that?" and then later she walked up to him and said "Oh my god you're so hot" as she walked up to him before Pink pushed her away. Red happily responded to Stacy saying this by saying "I know". In the episode Robot Frog when Stacy was breaking up with Blue she told him that she's never gotten drunk before and Red overheard her saying this and responded by saying "You're missing out!".

Relationships 4.

Broseph Red hates Broseph because he is a pretentious, narcissistic jerk. Although Red hates Broseph, Broseph sees Red as a friend in return and is always trying to hang out with him. In almost every episode Broseph appears in, Red kills him. In the episode "Real Dudes Bros Night Man", Red shot Broseph after he told an obviously false male story. In the episode "Zombies & Shotguns", Red kills Broseph with a chainsaw just because he talked to him. In the episode "Freshman 15", Red smashed Broseph's head into a wall with a metal plate. He almost cut his head off with a sword in the episode "A Hobbit of Thrones" because he made Stacy make out with him. In the episode "First Day of Cool", Red fell onto a meteorite which killed Broseph. He then stepped on his skull, crushing it.

Trivia 1.

Red and Blue have been friends for a long time. In Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada, their friendship is confirmed in Facester. He is younger than Blue. If you look closely, he is a bit shorter. Blue was also born in June and Red may have been born around December. Red is the one with the most references. Red has killed Broseph every time they meet. So far, he has done it 4 times. Red has the power to defy gravity (fly) in many episodes, including the movie. In He Who Shall Not Be Maimed and Roleplaying Games, Red is a knight named Maroon. There are 7 episodes where Red does not wear a cap. In Panda Hat, he takes his cap off when talking to a woman, in Flame War while using his flamethrower, his cap does not appear, while in Role Playas, in Fang Angels (but he was wearing it when he robbed a bank), and in Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada he wears a bandana. Also in Adventures of Batman & The Bloser and The Fart Knight Rises, he was seen wearing Batman's ears the whole time. It was probably his hat because there is an extra line in there. He apparently owns a katana, a pistol, ninja stars and a pump-action shotgun, as he usually has them in his possession at all times. Red is the Emperor of the Crimson Empire in an alternate universe, as seen in Attack of the Pwns. He is, deep down, a very kind person and cares a lot about the people he loves. But this side is only seen in 8 cases: In A Bee or Something, Red tries to get Blue a new girlfriend.

Trivia 2.

When Kitty Amazing kills people in the city, Red ends the cat's reign of terror by placing the cat in front of a mirror, causing the cat to turn to stone. In the Role Plays, Red kills Black because he was attacking Blue. (In the process of saving him, Red shoots Blue repeatedly in the back with his bow.) In YU So Meme?, he was jealous of Jason (Trollzor) because he "took" his best friend Blue away from him. He pays Fat Ugly Girl to break Jason's heart and show Blue that he's an idiot, and Red and Blue became best friends again (Red punches Blue in the face as a gesture of forgiveness). In Attack of the Pwns, Red let Blue live and took the 2 jet packs with him to get out of the escape pod before they died in flames under the sun (but once they ran out of gas, he left him there to die). In Lord Tourette's Syndrome, he helps Lord Tourettes find his hat (but only because he was promised a reward). In The Adventures of Batman & Bloser, he (as Batman) and Blue (as Bloser) defeat Earl Grey and restore the colors of all the people (including Lord Tourettes) who lost their colors due to Earl Grey's bombs. In Terminate-Her!, while acting as the Terminator and killing anyone named Sarah, Red saves Blue from both possible death and humiliation by killing the vixen who was stalking him. (The vixen turned out to be a killing machine made of polymetal alloy after being thrown out of a window.) In "Modern Flame War 3", Red saved the Internet from itself along with Blue and Jason (Trollzor) after blocking it while searching for the world's most perfect pair of tits. In Pleasure Cruise, he attempts to save a cruise ship full of people from Gerald Butler's bomb and buys Blue a hot dog. In Kung Fu Winners, Red goes with Blue to the Golden Lotus Dragon to rescue Pink. (However, Red's only real motivation is that he has a craving.

Trivia 3.

In Camp Anarchy, Red revealed that he lost his virginity to a tree. Red's voice has been auto-tuned 5 times in the series "A Bee or Something", "Bath Rhymes", "Clip: Bath Rhymes", "Camp Anarchy" and "Losing Streakers". He invented the term 'Yolo' Judging by the image from the Butt Genie episode, Red's desire is to rule the world. Red has been shown to have a talent for coming up with songs, as he composes an entire song in Bath Rhymes and a rap bit in Camp Anarchy and another rap in Attack of the Pwns. He and Blue get into some pretty heated arguments that could end in a war as shown in Attack of the Pwns because Red ate the last frozen burrito. At first, Red disliked Lord Tourette, but in Lord Tourette's Syndrome he only helps him for the treasure and from Season 3 onwards he no longer dislikes Lord Tourette. As of Fang Angels, he now has a criminal record. Red is the captain of the Piña Colada Armada, whose crew consists of himself, Blue (as the lieutenant), Raccoon (as the ship's chef), and beautiful wenches. Red has superpowers, probably related to his extraterrestrial origin: Enhanced strength as seen in Lord Tourette's Syndrome, Fang Angels, Steakosaurus, and Kung Fu Winners. Defying gravity in many episodes. Laser Eyes in Sex Marks the Spot and Adventures of Batman and The Bloser. Can eat barbed wire in Modern Flame War 3. Red is able to fire a beam of energy from his hands to pulverize someone, as seen in Kung Fu Winners. In the same episode, he can also cause several people's heads to explode through intense concentration. It's a "Pussy Magnet" (Kittens). In Camp Anarchy, he demonstrates that he can speak in a robotic voice.

Trivia 4.

In Sex Marks the Spot, Red hides his pornographic magazines and boob pictures in a temple-like structure in Blue's apartment, because the Internet has no "weird stuff." He's a fan of classic "weird stuff" as well as modern porn, but no one would know that unless they watch porn on the Internet. In Modern Flame War 3, he is seen searching the Internet for the perfect tits.

Trivia 5.

Red has proven to be a very good marksman in multiple episodes such as Modern Flame War 3 and Flame War. It's strange to see how Red wasn't excited about Modern Flame War 3 when in Flame War he killed several people for it, however, this could be because, as Blue said, it was just the same game and he was too busy finding the perfect boobs. He is shown to love Chow Mein in Kung Fu Winners. Red may have had sex with a machine, which he reveals in Losing Streakers when he talks to a slot machine, mentioning the machine's "mother", to which the machine calls him "Father".

Trivia 6.

In Pussy Magnet, Red gives Blue advice on how to get girls so that Blue can impress Pink. Red was born strong with powers and mastery of martial arts in First Day of Cool. In Sex Marks the Spot and Ocho Muerte, Red tends to keep certain things safe by eating and shitting them out. In Taco Tuesday, Red yells that he never has any money, which might be true. But in some episodes, he takes out his own money and actually pays for something. Episodes in which he paid: In Steakosaurus, when he doesn't want to listen to Raccoon's warnings and pays him $50 so he can use the time machine without any problems. On Pleasure Cruise, pay for two hot dogs. In Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew, bribe a bartender. Red pays fat ugly girl to stop Blue from dating Jason in YU So Meme ? In OMG, he was seen smoking in one of Raccoon's dreams. Since it was a dream, it was unknown if Red actually smoked. Later episodes, such as Taco Tuesday and Freshman 15, showed that he smokes. In Freshman 15, we see that Red can have sex with girls very quickly. For example, at the beginning of the episode, he had sex with 4 girls in just 4 seconds. In The Fart Knight Rises, Red as Batman, we see that he owns a giant floating boat, which he mainly used to look at boobs. In the same episode, Red states that what he loves about the Fourth of July is not the fact that America defeated Britain for independence, but the barbecue. In his first original appearance, in the unaired pilot episode, he has a blue cap instead of a red one. In Robot Frog, it is shown that Red likes to poop on Blue's pajamas when he is not home. Red seems to like another Mondo show called "Gundarr" as he watches it like porn. He also seems to watch another show on the Mondo channel called "Post Nuclear Family". Red owes Blue $11,271.33. If he doesn't pay him, $1 equals 1 punch (as seen in Camp Anarchy).

Characters killed by Red.

Red has killed an uncountable amount of people throughout the series. For this list, a tragedy Red has caused (such as destroying a building or sinking a ship) will only count as one casualty unless the casualties are countable. Additionally, characters who die frequently in the series (such as Broseph, Mr. Dingleberry, and Blue) will only be included once. This is a complete list of Red's body count (at least). It's possible this list will expand in the future of the series as Red continues to rack up the bodies.

Main Characters.

Red • Blue • Pink • Tourette Syndrome • Raccoon • Stacy • Broseph • Trollz0r.

Secondary Characters (Not so important).

Mr. Dingleberry • Fat Ugly Girl • Chad Cop • Gelato Bete • Turtle Dragon • Captain Crookygrin • The Genie • Earl Grey • Gerald Butler • Jacques Bond • The Hookers • Auto-Tuned Bee • Kitty Amazing (character) • Robot Rover.