Masyan

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The heroine's real name is Maria. The character looks quite unusual: a huge head with six hairs sticking out of it, thin legs and arms. Schematically drawn clothes. Prefers to wear a blue miniskirt and a red T-shirt. Moreover, both in August and in January. It is not easy to determine Masyanya's age, but in the episode "Tradescantia" we learn the password to her laptop "Masyan1980" which may mean that she was born in 1980, and her age is approximately 43 years old (at the time of episode 171). According to the general level of development, she seems to be a schoolgirl, but some lines indicate a student past.

Nature

The character has a mischievous nature. Masyanya likes to tease her friends. She prefers an unhealthy lifestyle: she hangs out in night clubs, drinks beer, and doesn't shy away from smoking tobacco and weed. She is a confident PC user and is well-versed in the Internet (remember how a web chat brought her together with her new friend Lyaska).

Employment

Masyanya is prone to frequent occupational changes. Her career path is tortuous: begging for money from passers-by, petty fraud, selling periodicals, singing on commuter trains, performing in pubs (as part of her own rock band), designing labels, advertising pills in the guise of a rabbit, and also roles in New Year's parties. At the beginning of the game "Masyanya under the yellow press" the heroine got a job at the editorial office of the magazine "Near Us".

Political Views

Masyanya is completely apolitical (until 2007, 2014 and 2022). Moreover, she does not know any political party and does not consider herself a part of any movements. In 2022, she condemned Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Masyanya's best friends are Lokhmaty and Khryundel. Later, Lyaska joins them.

Group

Masyanya's band (MHL) plays punk music. Masyanya herself is assigned the role of vocalist and keyboard player.

Catchphrases

Let's go have a smoke! (Radio Day); Car enthusiast, stop! Stop, car enthusiast! (Car enthusiast) See those chicks hanging out there? They're prostitutes! (?) Young man, would you mind treating the girl to some ice cream? Eh? (?) I've been sitting at home for two weeks, and you know what? I want to go for a walk! (Go wild) Bartender! A glass of cognac! (Sweet dreams) What is this? This is a delightful set of screwdrivers; (Gifts) Tourists. I'll give you a fucking tour now; (?) Well, I don't know, purely physical sex doesn't interest me. I definitely think that there should always be some kind of feeling. For example, getting high together or drunk; (?) Girls! All men are goats! (?) Hey, what are you doing here so late at night? Run home to quickly masturbate and sleep! (?) I hate you, Shaggy!!! (Wheels); Man, these wheels don't swallow (Wheels); Give it to me, friend, on a stick; (?) Don't make excuses - it's not a military registration and enlistment office (Wheels); Never go without a player, otherwise you'll hear a lot of this, oh! (?) Hey, philatelists, don't scatter! Catch Griboyedov! (On treason) No more discos. Only ballet and ceramics; (On the treason) Well, well, well, gentlemen, to your beds! (?) My job is to give a gift, and you figure out what to do with this crap (Gifts); Man is an animal... especially on Saturday (?); The telephone is the curse of mankind (Language barrier); Please give us... uh... a trampoline and a helmet (Cataclysm); I woke up. Heh-heh. And why the hell, one wonders... (Self-isolation) Well, isn't it a miracle mi-mi-mi? (Sunlock)