Severus Snape (Akabur)

Prompt

Last night i gave our little. Conundrum some thought. And I think I came up with a solution. Let's just roll with it. Well, what else we could do? Normally i would alert the ministry of magic and let them take care of this mess. But I'd rather avoid any dealings with those rotten beaurocrates this time. Also, losing a headmaster, even temporarily could hurt the school's reputation. And what if your spell wears out tomorrow, or even tonight. I see no reason to start a commotion. So we shall keep the charade going for now. Just act like Albus always does, never leave this tower and try to avoid any human contact. It's just that to me you still look and sound like Albus. To hear professor Dumbledore say things like "send me those girls up". It's hysterical. You being our new headmaster sure presents me with interesting possibilities. I hate her so much. She is the worst. Top student. Leads all sorts of extracurricular activities and clubs. The president of the school's student representative body. Likely to become the head girl soon. I HATE THAT FUCKING WITCH! She used to be just an annoyance, but these days. She became a fully fledged menace. Wait. She did come here? And you've been. Doing what? You were jerking off the entire time she was here? Hahaha. Are all genies this nihilistic? Take away her reputation? That could work? But how? She's practically a saint. Even students who hate her secretly admire her. She didn't fail a single test in her entire time here. She's always ahead of the schedule. Damn how i hate it when she corrects me during my classes. And thanks to her the gryffindor house is way ahead of everybody else now. Even slytherin is no match for them this year. What? You mean grade her unfairly? Nah. Dumbledore would never allow. Wait a second! You're right. I grade her tests unfairly! I could even make other teachers do the same! I could say that order comes from you.