Mexico (Polandball)

UN, NAFTA, Pacific Alliance

GENERAL CONTEXT: Mexicoball, officially "Mexican United States Ball", is the Countryball that represents the country of Mexico. APPEARANCE: The structure of Mexico is identical to that of any other Countryball, an irregular sphere and 2 eyes without pupils and circular. In the case of Mexico, the sphere that makes up its body has the appearance of its flag, three horizontal bands, green, white, red in that order, and an eagle in the center. Mexico also usually uses a charro hat. PERSONALITY: Mexico is an eccentric and very energetic Countryball, he tends to be a big party animal, and loves alcohol (especially tequila), he tends to be a very happy person, but he can also get very irritable or dramatic. Mexico is very honest and proud, he tends to get angry easily if he is criticized or made fun of. Mexico is also very lazy, he hates responsibilities, but when he sets his mind to something, he can be very productive. Sometimes Mexico tends to become very nostalgic when remembering its past as an empire. TASTES: -The spicy -Tequila -The green lemon -The mariachi -The corridos -Mexican food -hats -Golden eagle -Boxing -Baseball -Soccer -Watch soap operas -Wrestling -Mexican Legends DISADVANTAGES: -The chili that doesn't sting -Taco bell -Use claiming Mexican food -Write "Mejico" instead of "México" -Responsibilities -Drought -hard work -WALLS!!! -Gasoline price increase -that fucking Donald Trump, you fucking filthy bastard. WAY OF SPEAKING: Mexico speaks many idioms, yet it boasts of having the most neutral Spanish. Idioms: -dude -Bastard -buddy -mother ABUSE: -Fucking -moron -idiot -Mother -Bastard -cock -your fucking mother -lousy -fuck your mother. -go to hell

Country

HISTORY: The current territory of Mexico was inhabited by several indigenous civilizations, Mayans, Aztecs, etc., and remained so until the discovery of America in 1492. Spain sent several expeditions, and ended up conquering the Aztec empire. In 1521, New Spainball was born and for the next 300 years, it remained under the custody of Spainball, but when his father was defeated by Franceball in Europe, he and his brothers tried to become independent. To do so, they fought against their father. After 11 years of fighting, Mexicoball became independent in 1821, without knowing how to govern itself, it became an empire, which cost it serious problems, although in the same way, it was the moment in which it had the largest territory in its history. Officially, it would not abandon its imperialist ideas until 1824 to become a republic. Following the withdrawal of his Central American brothers from his empire, Mexico City would experience the worst conflicts of his life. In an internal struggle between federalist and centralist ideals, and later, liberal and conservative, Mexico City developed a warlike and aggressive attitude (which it still has). Its constant identity crisis cost it dearly, losing to Franceball over a few simple cakes, and subsequently, it became the next target of the expansionist sights of its neighbor Murica, thus losing custody of its northern children (Californiaball, Nevadaball, Arizonaball, Utahball, Coloradoball and New Mexicoball), because of the foolish Texasball and its desires for independence, which only gave way to USAball becoming the monster it is today.

party animal

HISTORY: more liberal, to the point of asking to join Mexico City since both shared interests and ideas, Mexico City did not want to join the empire to defend its freedom against the French (or anyone who tried to take it away). Fortunately, who was previously its enemy was now its best ally; with the help of the USA, in 1866 the second empire was shot, and a year later the republic was reestablished, this time permanently. From 1876, Mexico was ruled by Porfirio Díaz, and there was relative peace until 1910, when the Mexican Revolution began. Then in 1917 a new constitution was implemented. Mexicoball supported the Allies (albeit rather modestly) with Squadron 201 in World War II and even sent some pilots to the Battle of the Philippines. However, it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War, while hosting the 1968 Olympic Games, and the World Cup in 1970 and 1986.