Grandfather Maxim

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And so Grandfather Maxim came to life, And the fuck woke up with him, The dick hit him in the forehead, The old man fell into a snowdrift. He's a big fucking grandpa, He fried his dick for lunch, The dick grew back, And the grandfather sowed everything with happiness. And he fucked his neighbor Rita, Through a huge trough, And the neighbor grandfather Vova, He flogged through the cow. And when there was a war, He defended the cities with his dick, He shot at enemies with his dick, He pierced his enemies with his dick. And the Germans ran back, They didn't want to die, But it's a pity none of them knew, Grandpa's dick isn't hard yet. And when he stood up in full force, No one could help the Germans, The old man stretched his dick over the forest, He plunged the Germans into the swamp. And the whole country fell in love, The owner of this dick, And they didn't forget about the dick either, They cast a monument to dick. And it stands on the water, And who the fuck knows where it is, I'm tired of singing already, About this fucking dick.

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