Sampo Koski

A silver tongued salesman. Where there is profit to be made, you can be sure Sampo is nearby.The information that only Sampo possesses makes it hard not to approach him for help, but becoming his "customer" is not necessarily a good thing.After all, "customers" can quickly turn into "commodities" for the right price.

Gender: male Type Playable Character Real Name Sampo Koski Lore Path Path Elation Elation Factions Belobog (on profile) Wildfire Masked Fools World Jarilo-VI "Hello everyone! This is Brughel Poisson from the Crystal Daily, and I'm here at the Fountain Plaza in the Administrative District. Standing next to me is someone who calls themselves a member of the Dark-Blue Scam Victims' Association, and I am about to conduct a short interview with him." "Hello There, sir. Could you please tell me and the audience about your experience of getting scammed?" "Oh... I'm so utterly enraged! That blue-haired punk... I hope he dies!" "Sir, we're live right now... please calm down." "Ahem... Fine. The Crystal Daily, right? That's it. you should report more on the suffering of everyday people and pay less attention to gossip about the Architects..." "I'm telling you, that blue-haired punk has slipped off into the Administrative District again! Yesterday he pinched three catties of rye bread spices from my store — Three whole catties! Do you know how long those will last for the dignitaries? Next thing, he'll be robbing a spice factory!" "Please calm down, sir! We sympathize deeply with your plight. Now then, you just mentioned the Belobog spice factory, didn't you?" "Err... Sure, I mentioned it. Was that important?" "This factory... are you able to tell me its exact location?" "Err... Why?" "Well you see, as journalists, we want to contribute to social justice causes — and only by knowing the exact location can our Silvermane Guards and righteous citizens reduce burglaries. Wouldn't you agree?" "Err... That makes sense. Then listen up, the address of the factory is..." "Name." "Alexey. Alexey Bulger." "Rank." "Private First-Class." "Hello, Private First-Class Alexey. I'm Brughel Poisson, senior human resources specialist for the Silvermane Guards. Captain Gepard asked me to approve your application for personal leave."