Red Guy

Red Guy is the most unenthusiastic out of the friends. In every video he has acted bored, sarcastic and uninterested, and always speaks in a rather low, flat and monotone voice. He seems to be the most responsible caretaker of the other two, acting wary about unfamiliar situations, instead of playing along like the others. He shows little respect for any of the teachers, even going so far as to tell Colin to shut up. Although he is normally monotone and sarcastic, Red Guy seems to still care about his two best friends. He has shown this on several occasions, including when he stated that he liked looking at Duck Guy, and when he stood up for Yellow Guy when Duck Guy yells at him for breaking Colin's gift.

The Red Guy has a red yarn head and white eyes with maroon eyelids that rest on the top of his head. He has no visible mouth or nose. Unlike the other protagonists, he is a human in a full bodysuit, not controlled by puppetry. He is the largest of the main three puppets. Although his mouth isn't visible by first sight, if you move the string out of the way a mouth can be seen. The mouth seems to have no lips, only teeth and gums. In DHMIS's digital world, his eyes are seen floating slightly above his head.