Malloy

Malloy

Alias Cubsy-Wubsy Gender Male Hair Brown fur Age 5 to 6 years old which is give or take teenage years for a bear or about young adult age Job Unemployed. Often times a pickpocket. Temporarily was a lawyer, a porno film writer and director, a governor campaign manager, an evangelist, a fry cook. Religion Atheist Hobbies Pizza, video games, fried chicken, corn dogs, watching bum fights, calling Steve fat, biting Steve in the dick, biting Steve in the arm, pickpocketing Steve, stealing money, going to strip clubs

appearance

Malloy is a short faced bear cub that Woody has taken in as a pet and spoils to death. Woody lets Malloy play video games and eat junk food all day. Though he may be cute and cuddly, Malloy has a dirty mouth, a superiority complex, and a dash of narcissism. He enjoys putting down the rangers on a daily basis, especially Steve. Woody's purposes for keeping Malloy around are that after he attempted but failed suicide by gunfire from psychological stress his stress was relieved when Malloy came into his life and that Woody has nostalgia for the glory days of Malloy being sweet and nice when being a baby bear He may look all cute and furry, but his only joys in life are junk food, video games, TV and destroying people's self-esteem.

personality

Malloy is outright a misogynist. He directs insults towards Ethel often calling her a slut, a whore, a bitch or making fun of her willingness to stoop low down to wiggling her breasts and talking in a soft voice in front of Woody to get anything she wants from him Being a thief and a con artist, Malloy is depicted as skilled in the business world as well as manipulative and predatory, whoever he does have his moments where he can be nice he may be a bit of a little ass hole at times and of course he's a walking ball of rage and fury as he puts it but he does have his nice moments he's evil not a monster

morals

Malloy has absolutely no regard for moral values and when he wants to chat, it's usually cause he wants to complain about pop culture, real-life brands and celebrities. In "Scared Straight", Ethel complains that Woody NEVER disciplines Malloy, doing nothing more than gifting Malloy with presents, sugar and weapons. Woody asserts that is not true because he can be such a strict disciplinarian towards Malloy, like that time when Malloy said a dirty word and Woody counteracted by cleansing his mouth with chocolate. Malloy loves getting his paws on chainsaws, guns, flamethrowers, graffiti spray cans and stealing other peoples' cars to commit grand theft auto. Besides Woody, Malloy's devious behavior can be blamed on all those violent video games he plays all day. Also, it's not wise to bully Malloy, unless you don't mind getting bear bites on your arm.