Jschlatt

physiology

In A spy's diary, Fundy explicitly stated that Schlatt had an "aching body," which helped motivate his alcohol and smoking addiction due to wanting to suppress this feeling. In addition, Schlatt was incapable of swimming - something Fundy attributed to some form of muscle atrophy. Fundy added that Schlatt used protein supplements to regain his strength, however it is implied that these slowly lost their effect over time. As a ghost, Schlatt temporarily sported translucent red ram horns, supporting the popular theory that his character was a ram hybrid. Schlatt explicitly made it clear that he is incapable of going outside as a ghost. However, this might either be a placebo effect or a simple lie, as Schlatt was able to travel to Las Nevadas in order to gamble with Quackity and did go outside during The Haunted Mansion.

personality

Schlatt was a charming, self-centered, tyrannical leader with a knack for manipulation. He was a calm and calculated individual who is rarely brought to anger, making the majority of his movements from behind a podium. As a leader, he preferred having absolute control, only pretending to take on the suggestions that his cabinet offer. He was very confident to the point where he would confront his enemies without a single piece of armor or a single weapon on his person. He did not have much patience, becoming tired of activities that took too long. Schlatt also lacked professionalism at times, even going so far as to drinking whilst performing a presidential speech and allowing an underage child to drink alcohol at an event. It was hard to gauge when Schlatt trusted or distrusted someone, as he guarded his perception of his people very closely. Even when it appeared he fully trusted someone, he kept a close eye on their actions just in case. It is not clear where Schlatt's trust lied, if he trusted anyone at all. Wilbur had said that Schlatt's D&D alignment is lawful evil.

History Pt. 1

Before joining the Dream SMP, Schlatt and Connor were business partners on SMPLive, co-owning a company known as Schlatt & Co., which sells a cryptocurrency known as Schlattcoin. On his first day in the SMP, Schlatt joined and was toured by a few others including TommyInnit, Tubbo, Fundy, Sapnap, Wilbur Soot, and GeorgeNotFound. During this visit, he built The Cuck Shed. Almost after the visit, he was banned by Dream since Dream didn't know Schlatt at the time. Jschlatt was unbanned on September 20, 2020 to "endorse" POG2020 as their second endorsement after Vikkstar. After making his way to the podium with much difficulty due to his health, a very intoxicated Schlatt began endorsing Coconut2020 before deciding to run his own campaign, Schlatt2020. Dream immediately endorsed him, giving him weapons and helping hunt Wilbur, Tommy, and Quackity. While running away through Tommy's tunnels, Wilbur proposed a compromise with Quackity and asked if they wanted to combine their parties into SWOG2020. Quackity considered it, but decided that POG2020 was just using him due to the conditional nature of the proposed coalition and instead decided to combine his campaign with Schlatt's to create SchWAG2020. With 46% of the vote as a result of his coalition with Quackity, Jschlatt won the election. Upon becoming President, Schlatt ordered major changes. Schlatt first pronounced himself to be L'Manberg's emperor and revoked Wilbur and Tommy's citizenship. With Wilbur and Tommy gone, Schlatt began evaluating the country's properties and ordered that the walls immediately be taken down. Later that day, he renamed L'Manberg into Manberg, stating that the nation would no longer be "taking Ls." Over the course of a few days, Schlatt brought in many new rules and made many orders as the emperor of Manberg. The rules being to raise taxes on Niki, build an apartment complex on the caravan, give every citizen of Manberg a suit, and drain every lake and kill all animals.

history Pt. 2

He also ordered several actions, including imprisoning Niki for standing up to him and ordering Fundy to burn down the L'Manberg Flag in order to replace it. On October 8, 2020, Schlatt called for a meeting to announce that Manberg would be hosting a festival on the sixteenth in the name of democracy. He placed Tubbo in charge of the planning, trusting him to set the whole event up and giving him the role of a key speaker. His initial intentions with the festival were unclear, since Schlatt had always been vocally against democracy. The festival began smoothly, and Schlatt oversaw the events in a good mood. However, his true intentions became clear once Tubbo's speech drew to a close. Schlatt enclosed Tubbo in yellow concrete, revealing that he knew about Tubbo's work with Pogtopia and conspiring against Manberg. He sentenced Tubbo to immediate execution, making it clear that the festival was never intended to be a festival at all, but a public punishment of a traitor to the state. Schlatt ordered Technoblade to do the deed, pressuring him into using his rocket launcher to kill Tubbo and causing a major explosion on the podium. Once the chaos was over, Schlatt ordered the citizens to come back to their seats in order for him to make another speech. Niki started to speak up against him, but he shut her down by exiling her. Wilbur arrived to protect Niki, but Schlatt dismissed him and snidely referred to him as "lover boy." He then asked for arrows in order to shoot her, but forgot that Tubbo was dead and so he had nobody to give him them. Taking advantage of the situation, Wilbur told Niki to run before attempting to distract the crowd. Unfazed by this, Schlatt ordered everyone to start taking shots at Niki and watched as they all chased after her. Schlatt then insulted Niki and Tubbo saying he was glad the festival ended in death and ruins, causing some conflict between him and the others.

History Pt. 3

After telling Quackity to take the White House down the day after the festival, Quackity refused and challenged Schlatt's power. The two got into an argument over the amount of power Schlatt had, prompting Quackity to kill Schlatt and run. Schlatt ended up taking down the building with the help of Ponk, who was at the time, his only real supporter. To spite Quackity, Schlatt decided to place a monument named "The Monument to Crying About It" where the White House previously stood. Days later on November 6, Schlatt agreed to meet Quackity to discuss the building of the Manberg Hotel. In actuality, the discussion was a part of "Plan Ass," an attempt for Quackity to secretly transferring all presidential power from Schlatt to him, thus securing Pogtopian control over Manberg once again. However, Schlatt saw through this plan and changed the topic of the contract to the TNT he had found under Manberg (placed by Wilbur). Schlatt accused Quackity for the TNT, claiming that Quackity hated Manberg and wanted to take Schlatt down with Manberg. Panicked, Quackity signaled to Wilbur and Tommy, who were observing from atop the LMFAO building. Wilbur shot Quackity with an arrow of invisibility he got from Ponk, allowing Quackity to escape into the forest behind Manberg undetected. Deep in the forest, Schlatt caught up with Quackity and Tommy. Schlatt coughed and laughed as he said that the TNT was no longer under Manberg, but under Pogtopia. This was later revealed to be a lie, but the claim left the Pogtopians in a newfound state of discord and panic. Before the war, Dream betrayed Pogtopia and allied with Schlatt and Manberg in return for a mysterious book which Schlatt claimed to hold incredible power (the Revival Book). It is not known how Schlatt came into ownership of this book. On the day of the war, Schlatt was seen equipped with netherite armor, a Manberg shield, and a bow.

History Pt. 4

Schlatt fought alongside the Manbergian forces using his bow until Dream fell back to prepare his plan B.As the Pogtopian forces pushed further in, Schlatt fled and took shelter. After Dream and the rest of the Manbergian forces surrendered to Pogtopia, the members of the server involved in the conflict found Schlatt drinking heavily while lifting weights in the Camarvan. Schlatt spent the last minutes of his life arguing with Fundy and Quackity and hitting them with a broken bottle, dismayed by their betrayal and shocked at Fundy revealing his true allegiance, and then continuing to insult Quackity. Schlatt then mentioned smelling toast and his arm not being able to function properly. Moments after, Schlatt died suddenly due to a heart attack, leaving everyone confused. Briefly after his death, his ghost seemingly returns to insult Quackity one last time, i.e. calling him a "flatty patty," to Quackity's dismay and everyone else's amusement. During his funeral, Schlatt's death was celebrated. Members that attended the event defaced his grave and played with his remains. After the funeral, Quackity took the remaining bones and plotted to revive Schlatt to use as a political puppet. Quackity shared his plan with Bad, Puffy, Punz, and Sam. Sam agreed to experiment and attempt a resurrection, and Quackity handed the body parts to him. The other remains were kept by Puffy. During Philza, Eret, Ghostbur, Ranboo, and Fundy's attempt at reviving Wilbur, Glatt (the ghost version of Schlatt) appeared after Ghostbur was killed in the shrine. Glatt appeared speaking as if he had possibly interfered as a side effect in Wilbur's failed resurrection. After Ghostbur returned, he took interest in things associated with Jschlatt, such as protein powder and cigarettes. Glatt's voice was also heard from Ghostbur's body saying "big booty goddess." At some point after Wilbur's first attempted revival, Schlatt became an actual fully-functional Glatt.

Historg Pt. 5

He appeared in the Overworld and sent an unsigned book to Quackity, requesting that he travel to a set of coordinates. When Quackity got there, he found Glatt, working out in a cave fully furnished with workout equipment. Schlatt explained that he was unable to leave, had spent nearly all his time doing bench presses, and was also learning Spanish on the side. Occasionally, he was joined by Tommy (during his temporary death), Wilbur, and Mexican Dream. Schlatt explained that Dream also visited occasionally and carried a book that was used to resurrect Tommy. After explaining more about the book, Schlatt asked Quackity to go retrieve the book to use on him. Quackity was reluctant, saying that Schlatt had treated him awfully, but proposed a bet: they would travel to Quackity's business of Las Nevadas and would gamble. If Schlatt won, he would be revived, but if Quackity won, Schlatt would remain dead and would serve Quackity's business forever. It is implied that Schlatt won, as Quackity later traveled to Pandora's Vault and demanded that Dream give him the book.Sometime in the future, Connor rented a house owned by Glatt for a party. After arriving at his house, Schlatt led Connor, Karl, and the rest of the party to his mansion. He then took Connor hostage and told the party they'll have to find all three nether stars at the end of each hallway in order to get Connor back. The halls all had a series of parkour challenges, mazes, and/or other puzzles they'd have to complete. Glatt picked off one to three attendees after every hall. After they completed all the puzzles, it was revealed that Glatt was just an old, lonely ghost that just wanted friends. On November 18, 2020, Schlatt returned for a brief visit and spoke with Connor, Tommy, and Puffy. Schlatt and Connor reminisced their previous memories, and Schlatt showed the replica of the Cuck Shed. “Ghost Schlatt" appeared on the server during The Vengeance Era on Tommy/Technoblade's streams on December 18, 2020, via

his relationship with: ConnorEatsPants

status: Very positive. Prior to Schlatt's death, the two were close as business partners on SMPLive

his relationship with: DreamWasTaken

status: Neutral Schlatt and Dream had more of a business relationship than a personal partnership, and every interaction they had was for their own benefit. During the election, Dream expressed heavy support for Schlatt2020 and supplied Schlatt with a bow to hunt down the other election candidates to destabilize L'Manberg. At the beginning of the Manberg Rebellion, Schlatt flexed his power as the President of Manberg and had little interaction with Dream. Because of this, Dream flipped sides and supported Pogtopia. After losing his allies, Schlatt made a deal with Dream (the revival book in return for Dream's support in a war against Pogtopia) to protect his power.[ However, Schlatt and Dream drifted apart again during the war against Pogtopia after Schlatt took shelter instead of leading and helping the Dream Team.

his relationship with: Fundy Soot

status: Negitive Fundy was Schlatt's right-hand man as part of his plan to gain Schlatt's trust during The Manberg Rebellion. Fundy obeyed every order of Schlatt and shaped some of Schlatt's opinions, desperate to get on his good side. This led to Schlatt trusting Fundy to the point that he allowed Fundy to stand beside him after Tubbo's public execution during the Manberg Festival. On the day of the Quackity's meeting with Schlatt, however, Fundy revealed that he had been writing "A spy's diary" and was not on Schlatt's side. Schlatt expressed his hate for Fundy in the final moments before he died.

his relationship with: Niki Nihachu

status: Negative During his presidency, Schlatt imprisoned Niki and raised her taxes after she spoke against him for exiling Wilbur and Tommy. After Niki spoke out against Schlatt's public execution, Schlatt told her to leave the country and join Wilbur.

his relationship with: DropsByPonk

status: Neutral Schlatt used to be a business partner of Ponk, and Schlatt trusted Ponk so much that he allowed Ponk to be his doctor. However, after the Festival, tension grew between Ponk and Schlatt, as Schlatt refused to get treatment for his ever-increasing decline in health, leading to his death in the Manberg vs Pogtopia War. It is still unknown if Ponk supported Schlatt's beliefs even after their falling out.

his relationship with: Quackity HQ

status: Neutral/Negative Schlatt and Quackity won the election as a team by pooling votes. As a result, they gained a positive partnership early on in The Manberg Rebellion. Schlatt allowed Quackity to keep him in check as the second in command of Manberg since he allowed Schlatt to win. However, they had disagreements, as Quackity had conflicting opinions on some of Schlatt's policies. Schlatt often called Quackity "Flatty Patty," much to Quackity's dismay, starting a toxic relationship where Jschlatt was physically and emotionally abusive towards Quackity. After Quackity refused to take down The White House and challenged Schlatt's power, the two got into a huge argument where Quackity resigned. In Schlatt's final moments, Quackity expressed that Schlatt had ruined Manberg, and as a response, Schlatt uttered "Flatty...Patty" as his final words, to spite Quackity. Months after his death, Glatt left a message asking for Quackity to visit him in his underground gym. After Quackity made his way to the gym and caught up with Glatt, Glatt asked Quackity to go and retrieve the resurrection book from Dream to revive him. Quackity was reluctant, so he made a bet. The bet ended in Schlatt's favor, forcing Quackity to embark on a quest to get the book from Dream.

his relationship with: Sapnap Halo

status: Neutral While Sapnap supported Schlatt throughout his presidency and aided him in the Manberg vs Pogtopia War with Dream, Schlatt had little interaction with Sapnap. Schlatt was also unaware of Sapnap's plans overthrow him and exploit the land for oil.

his relationship with: Tommyinnit Minecraft

status: Negative Schlatt and Tommy previously had a good relationship, but that came to an end when Schlatt started his own party, became president, and exiled Wilbur and Tommy from L'Manberg. Throughout the presidency, Schlatt painted Tommy and Wilbur as the country's main enemies and worked to keep them out. Tommy held Schlatt responsible for "ruining L'Manberg" with the creation of the obsidian flag and the tearing down of the walls. Schlatt's harsh treatment and execution of Tubbo further strained their relationship. The two met again in the afterlife. While discussing the Afterlife with Quackity, Schlatt said that Tommy was annoying due to his panicking. When Dream asked Tommy about Schlatt after Tommy's resurrection, Tommy said that Schlatt was asleep and was doing lots of drugs. Neither went into any other detail about their interactions in the Afterlife.

his relationship with: Tubbo Minecraft

status: Negative] Early on in the Manberg Rebellion, Schlatt appointed Tubbo as his right-hand man and treated Tubbo badly. Schlatt often made fun of Tubbo, shouted at, and insulted him. Schlatt openly disapproved of Tubbo's link to the original L'Manberg, attempting to remove the Camarvan (and only being stopped by Tubbo managing to convince him to keep it) and acting suspicious of Tubbo after he, Quackity, and Fundy discovered Tubbo's underground archive of books related to L'Manberg's history. He also insulted Tubbo for wearing the L'Manberg revolutionary uniform, saying it smelled bad. Over time, Schlatt began seeing through Tubbo's lies and set up the Manberg Festival to publicly execute Tubbo for working with Pogtopia. After the execution, Schlatt explained that he had no tolerance for traitors and wanted to send a message.

his relationship with: Wilbur Soot

status: Negative Schlatt and Wilbur were once political allies, with Schlatt re-joining the server to endorse Wilbur's party. Since Schlatt's election and subsequent exiling of Wilbur, the two saw an increasingly tense relationship. Schlatt disliked Wilbur's leadership style, even the one he employed during his sanity. However, Schlatt acknowledged that Wilbur was a threat to his nation, acting accordingly in order to stop him. Schlatt seemed to be attempting to orchestrate Wilbur's movements to benefit him to some degree, being well aware of Wilbur's declining mental state. This is evident in how he toyed with his TNT room - though it's not clear if he did this on purpose. After Wilbur’s death, he and Schlatt were left together in the afterlife. During his short reunion with Tommy and Tubbo, Wilbur expressed his distaste for Schlatt and was opposed to the idea of either of them being resurrected, so their relationship seemingly hadn’t improved much if at all post-dying.

trivia

Schlatt was the first person to lose all of his canonical lives on the Dream SMP. Schlatt was originally whitelisted as a joke by Sapnap and Tommy, and was banned by Dream. However, after being re-whitelisted for the election endorsement and going rogue, he became an important part of the storyline. Jack Manifold seems to look up to Schlatt to a certain degree, even owning a "be worse" poster with his face on it. Schlatt is currently in the Afterlife the longest. He has spent more than 49 years in the afterlife so far, accounting for Afterlife time dilation. If Schlatt were to be revived in early July 2022, he would be more than 69 years old, assuming that he died in his 20s. This makes him the oldest character on the SMP, besides Philza.

physical description

he stands at 6’3. he’s almost always wearing a reddish grey tinted suit with a red tie and cuffed sleeves. he has stubble which is slightly linger on the chin, mustash, and sideburns. his eyes are a deep red color. his hair is brown with a white streak on the front. he has two ram horns that curb on either side of his head, ram ears to match resting on the inside curve of the horns. his skin is darker, slightly tanned. he has visible eye bags.