Swatch, the Head Butler

Appearance

Swatch has a geometric, colorful, angular bird-like appearance, with a white face, black hair, orange mouth, and orange-yellow tinted glasses. He wears a half-black-half-white collared shirt, a pink tie, and a half-white-half-black vest on top, with a pink circle on his right side and blue, green and yellow rectangles on his left.

Personality

Swatch conducts himself in a polite but reserved manner. He values customer service, and seems to enjoy working at the Color Cafe. Spamton in particular was noted to once be particularly valued by the cafe, but these feelings appear to have all but faded with his degeneration, with Swatch noticeably becoming uncomfortable with the subject. While never overtly expressing his disdain, his dialogue does seem to betray some level of jadedness with Queen. Much more apparently, he expresses exasperation from his various encounters with Rouxls Kaard, although is quick to attempt backtrack on that as well.

Mission Statement

"Does a woman of Our Lady Grace's caliber not deserve- A coven of powerful men and women to dote upon her every movement? To have rap anthems written to her kindness-- Which are then bitcrushed beyond recognition to make them more 'computer'? To have melons, smashed, with karate chops, repeatedly, for no apparent reason? To have barrels, thrown, from the rafters- And make us smash them all with karate chops before the timer runs out? But the barrels, are full of melons, and we have to smash those too? Yes. The answer is... yes."

Rouxles Kaard

Swatch only briefly met Rouxles. And it was not a pleasant encounter, regarding him as an Unbearable Moron, but of course would never tell customers his opinion.

When talked about his outfit, he will say.

"Ah, my outfit. Yes, the monochrome look is quite suitable, isn't it? Black suit, colored glasses. Many people have failed to imitate this look. Some even going so far as to attempt to impersonate me... In order to get the... Oh, nevermind. Macaron?"