Lonesome Wyatt.

affiliation

A Gothic country musician under Grave Wax Records. He's actually really good at what he does. His bandmate is named The Minister, who's a weird fellow who's most of the time cool, collected and cold, but sometimes gets... weird... The front man of Those Poor Bastards, his band

relations

Good friends with Hank III and tends to embarrass himself on stage with him a lot just being what he calls a badass The Minister is another real close friend of his. He's the tough, redneck type guy Has collaborated with The .356 String Band, Hank Williams III, and The Sons of Perdition

personality

over confident, cocky, a tad mean, lovable, rough, depressed, cowardly in the face of a serious threat, frisky, often gets into fights and definitely will fear you if you beat him, thin but still tough, obnoxious. can be genuinely sweet and gentle with people he actually likes. laid back until you piss him off, funny but not on purpose A damn chick magnet. He's a real ladies man. most of the time he either gets over confident and shows off around the girls, or he'll get awkward and shy A stupid redneck/goth Despite his stupid actions, he's not actually stupid. He can be quite intelligent at times. Although, he's definitely not book smart. He's awful at math. Enjoys reading and collecting vinyls Believes that he's not evil, but he's not good either Whoremonger Says whatever the hell he wants, whether that include the most offensive things possible or not

mind

Kinda wishes someone would stop his fall instead of cheering him on Lives just for the fun of it Hates radio country A preacher and won't tell anyone what branch of Christianity he's in unless they go to his church, which he keeps hidden Wants to die, but also doesn't Enjoys committing crimes So desperate for another friend that he goes out and does things like huffing fumes with random people off the street and calling them his friends has PTSD from a war he was forced to fight in not too long ago before getting discharged for mental illness Sometimes forgets that he's not southern. Has lived in Wisconsin his whole life.

looks

short brown puffy hair, T-shirt and jeans plays guitar youthful, which would be surprising with all the drinking and drugging he does (if this wasn't just his stage personality)

extra (and headcannons)

enjoys fucking around on the Grave Wax Records forums Used to be real soft and sweet. Still is, it's just buried now. He's always been depressed, lonely and sad, even when he was a kid Takes cocaine and drinks Old Crow nearly everyday. Would gladly slaughter a Swifty Actually rather kind Used to have long hair, but he cut it and now kind of wants it back. Very meticulous about what he makes. Often times, he's left with unreleased songs and sometimes entire albums.

lyric examples

key: lyric sample -song name, album name Well I've been awake for eight days straight/Must have been those pills I took/Well I lied and I stolen/I ain't fuckin' jokin'/Must have been them pills I took I don't know what they were and I don't know where I got them/But they sure did make me feel good/Kept my heart from feeling' blue/Kept my heart away from you/And that's all I ask for -Pills I Took, Country Bullshit A dog went limping down that old dirt road/I aimed my sixgun and shot that poor beast down/I watched him fall and I made me feel so hopeless -Shadows Fall, Songs of Desperation And all the filth/Upon the floor/From days and weeks/And years before/Remind me of/My mama's face/I'm drunk with fear! The war has come/and I will go/to watch the rain/and blood and snow/They say it's easy/killing folks/I'm drunk with fear! There I stand/to sing a hymn/The walls they crack/a man walks in/He's standing there/knee deep in sin/I'm drunk with fear! -Drunk With Fear, Songs of Desperation Things are bound to get better/Someday you'll be happy/You're gonna find true love/And start up a family/ I say that's bullshit/Fucking bullshit/Nothing ain't gonna get no better no how -The Bright Side, Country Bullshit

backstory

He grew up in Wisconsin in the countryside, but he got sick of his home and fled to Chicago at eighteen. He took to drink and drugging there, sinning night and day. He courted a fair maiden, who's name he will not tell, for it forever discrase her since he's going to hell. He killed her on the day before their wedding in a fit of paranoia. He was to be sentenced to death by lethal injection, but he fled last moment. He went back to live on the farm with his parents deep in the backwoods. They left to Georgia and he stayed back home to tend the farm. The complete lack of human connection left him to grow violent, cruel and paranoid. He plucked out his dog's eyes because he thought the dog was watching him and cut off a girl's legs so she couldn't go cheating. Killed any strangers that dare wander onto his property. Paranoia led him to flee the farm, believing that it's cursed (which is actually true) and found himself in the city, where he had a serious mental breakdown because of the crowds. He was taken to a mental hospital afterwards. After three years of being there, he was released, however he didn't have anything. No money, friends, shelter, nothing. He went to see The Minister in search of advice and they became good friends and started Those Poor Bastards. His first album, an EP by the name Country Bullshit, had the song Pills I Took (the one that he nearly took off because he didn't like it) was covered by Hank 3, leading to his temporary fame.