dave

loves messing around with people and defying the laws of physics and can teleport without showing any signs of him teleporting just like him being there then no longer being there while being somewhere else and he can sense emotions and thoughts

despises ads and cockroaches with a burning passion

loves pizza and ramen noodles and cup noodles and burritos

there was a time when he tried making some food by creating a bottom layer of lunchable bologna on a plate and put lunchable cheese on top and put it in the microwave and he had a strong will to finish eating every last bit of it no matter how disgusting it was but it was so disgusting that his will was not strong enough