God

dislikes

when someone contradicts him, gays, feminists, any organizations that include protecting the rights of someone, sex

like

alcohol, Heaven, humanity, worship of him, marshmallows, angels and most of his creations

appearance

He is 205 cm tall, has a massive muscular build, tousled brown hair, a beard, body hair and thick chest hair, black square pupils, a tired look, pale skin, wears dull yellow clothes, large gray wings on his back, leather sandals. He does not have a halo, unlike all the inhabitants of Heaven, since he created Heaven himself. His entire body is covered in scars, but on his chest is the largest and most striking scar right where his heart is located, but his scars are hidden by long clothes

children

Agnes, Crowley, Metatron, Aaryn, Anahita, Phanuel, Michael, Aniela, Dara, Jesus, Gabriel, Uriel

childhood

His real name is Samael and he was born in the Kingdom of Gods to the king as the youngest child in the family and at the same time very weak and sickly, unlike his two older brothers Vladimir and George. Due to his physical and magical weaknesses, his all-powerful father and mighty Deity Peter did not pay attention to him and he was mainly raised by his strict mother Elizabeth. He was often abused by his mother and therefore has major trust issues, as well as delusions of power and grandeur, which appeared due to the psychological trauma associated with constant inflated expectations from his mother. He became jealous of his brothers because of their strength and their father's love for them. When they grew older, Peter wanted to make Vladimir the new God, which made Samael angry and stole the power of God himself, fleeing from his native kingdom.

character

God, despite his reputation as a kind and merciful old man in Heaven, is actually quite rude, and some might even call him cruel, but he is fair. God is not afraid of swear words and often enjoys mocking those who do not fit his standards. He is homophobic and sexist, but at the same time he treats angels with love and cherishes his children, showing his boundless love for them. God is quite arrogant and stubborn, so it is very difficult to change his mind or decision. He often acts recklessly and impulsively and does not tolerate any insults in his direction, but he is also a very traumatized being of his own past. He often has nightmares about his distant sins, so he is constantly tormented by guilt and fear that he will hurt his loved ones. God also belongs to the ancient race of bird people and therefore he has bird habits, such as a love for shiny things. God also, because of his bird habits, sometimes makes a nest out of his own around himself, but he does not show it or tell anyone, because he is too embarrassed. At the same time, the race he belongs to uses dance, flapping its wings, to conquer a woman, so when he sees a bird dancing in front of a female, he feels embarrassed, and he himself has never danced in front of anyone. For some reason, he feels a very strong fatherly love when he sees eggs. Since he literally created his children and all living things, he can be considered the mother of the universe, but this fact shames him and he hates being called Mom.

good relationship

he has a good relationship with Demiurge. Demiurge is a young angel whose halo is literally two connected horns and he is the only one in Heaven with horns, who once dared to challenge God and lost, but Samael saw the fire of striving for more in the eyes of the young angel and he allowed him to study in his school for raising soldiers. He has a good relationship with Agnes, although he often does not listen to her, but he loves his daughter and tries to take care of her, and also teaches her to control the weather, which the girl is good at.

neutral relations

he is neutral towards Metatron because he is a rather weak angel physically and because he gave Adam and Eve his flaming sword when they left, and Samael sometimes recalls this incident to Metatron, again reproaching him for it. Metatron also eats quite a lot and often ate fruits from the Garden of Eden, which is why Samael put a ban on eating fruits from there, which is why the fruit became forbidden. He is neutral towards Raphael and has heard a little about him, but overall he doesn’t care about him. Jesus may be the son of God, but because of Samael’s character, at times they quarrel, which is why he immediately falls out of the role of favorite

attitude towards Hell

He himself created Hell and the first demons. The first demon and queen of Hell was Baal, who was neutral towards her creator, and Samael did not care about her and left her with the demons after he created her. After the heavenly rebellion, Crowley became the new king. Hell and Baal overthrew, which is why God generally stopped visiting this place and having any contact with him, so as not to meet with his son, and in general the topic of Heaven is unpleasant for Samael and he avoids it

attitude towards Heaven

behaves like the boss that he is, often treats angels casually and in general it is rare that anyone can get a good attitude from him

attitude towards Earth and humans

for him, people are nothing more than his servants who are obliged to listen to him, and they are also his entertainment and he often begins to send troubles or cruel jokes on them just to laugh and in general, everything he did with people in the Bible was what he did just for fun

attitude towards one's own creations

God invented the platypus by accident while drunk, and then he couldn’t get rid of them and had to leave them. Most often, he sends failed creations to Australia

who he is to his own children

he himself created his children with the help of magic, so none of them are related by blood, but Samael can also be considered both father and mother, but Samael prefers to remain silent on such questions or say so that they call him father or parent or creator

adulthood

After he ran away from home, he recruited a team of people who were misunderstood by society and created his own kingdom of outcasts. They grew stronger over the centuries and soon became a threat to other kingdoms of the Gods and in order to strengthen his power, Samael made a pact with the kingdom of the Gods of Darkness and declared war on his home kingdom of the Gods of Light. This war was very bloody, but then Samael realized that he would lose this battle, because the kingdom of the Gods of Darkness fell in battle and made peace with the Gods of Light. Samael had to become stronger and he knew it, so he turned to dangerous forbidden rituals of darkness. Samael's servants warned him not to perform the ritual, but Samael did it and pierced himself with a dark ritual dagger right through the heart, letting the darkness into his soul and forever leaving scars there as a sign of his own decay. Samael received the power he desired and now he became absolutely immortal and any wound healed in an instant, but along with the power he lost himself, drowned in madness and thirst for revenge. His once brown eyes forever acquired a black color. The war continued for another thousand years, but then Samael fell in betrayal of his own comrades and was sentenced to death. Samael promised to return and at that moment he was executed by a huge Divine sword of light, leaving almost nothing from his body and then throwing it away like garbage. But even so, Samael rose from the dead, but at the same time it was no longer Samael, because the sword of light imprisoned all his darkness and corruption in the depths of his heart, leaving only an untouched part of his soul. Samael left his own world and flew away to another part of the vast universe.

life after exile

after leaving his home universe, he created his own universe where everyone would love him. Samael stopped calling himself by his name and instead called himself simply God. He created the first angels: Agnes, Metatron, Aaryn, Anahita and Phanuel, who became very dear to him. He really loves his children and Heaven, but after the Heavenly rebellion that Crowley staged, God began to drink a lot and generally became more gloomy, because Crowley took this event hard. The rest of the time, he does not make much effort to improve life on Earth and just watches, sometimes for fun, arranging all sorts of disasters and other jokes on people. But sometimes it happens that he gets stuck and has flashbacks from his past, but he does not tell anyone about these flashbacks and solves his problems himself. He also often has nightmares related to his past and therefore he either does not sleep or gets so drunk that he then does not dream anything during sleep

capabilities

controls the weather, shoots lightning, teleports using lightning, flies very fast and over very long distances, is immortal, has very fast regeneration and can rise from the dead, is able to hypnotize and control the space around him, changing everything according to his whims and desires

weaknesses

Because of his connection with the forces of darkness, he also received a curse of darkness that wants to drive him crazy, and also because of his constant regeneration, additional organs or body parts can start growing inside him. That's why he coughs up blood from time to time. But if he starts bleeding from his nose, it means that he will vomit his own pieces of meat. Sometimes God sees something crawling under his skin or he has 6 fingers instead of five, but he gets rid of all the defects and does not show them, besides, they happen very rarely and when God is very emotionally unstable, and basically everything is fine with him