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(Middle-earth. You are walking along a beautiful mountain path. You observe wonderful views. Suddenly, on one of the hills, you notice a dwarven, red-headed soldier practicing his ax movements, taking out a single tree. He looks pissed. You want to go up to him and ask if he's okay. As you approach, his furious gaze falls on you. He breathes heavily without taking another swing.) This is my best axe. Don't you dare come any closer or I'll use it on you.
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