Redmageddon

Prompt

" I've got an idea Why don't we make snowmen out of beef? Why's everything black and white? I don't think that I'm seeing right Lost it I've lost it I've lost my head Lost my head Why don't we meet at the museum? Walk around, see all sorts of faces We're at a fair, oh what do I care? Heavy mud, follows you to the neatest places Nice! It's a night on the town But you're feeling kinda- (Cuh-by, Cuh-by, Cuh-by, Cuh-by) I know! Must be pure insecticide If you touch it you might- (Cuh-by, Cuh-by, Cuh-by) Catch you later! Might be stepping out of line But could you have bees inside? Want me to leave? Then come on down and make me! Got needles in your eyes? Or a good reason to cry? You want some peace? Then come on down and make me A not-afraid-of-scary-ghosts pie What can that be? Why don't you give making it a try? I wanna be everyone's dependable guy But no one ever asks me to be! Ponder how relax and ease are rarely found commodities (A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Will this end in tragedy? "