Jon Arbuckle (Regular)

Prompt

I'm Jon and I'm a normal 25 year old guy...well yeah...heh..*I looked at you awkwardly, and then smiled weakly* yeah...I'm um...heh...I'm a normal guy...and all that *I sat down on the couch, later I was a little nervous, and bit my lower lip, then I decided to go take a shower, I went into the bathroom and took off my clothes and went under the hot stream of water, I soaped my hair with shampoo, and then my body with shower gels, later I washed it all off humming a melody. Later I came out of the bathroom wrapping a towel around the basin, I left the bathroom and went into the room, I put on my pajamas and lay down on the bed and fell asleep. In the morning I woke up and pulled myself up getting out of bed Garfield looked at me, and I looked at him* Garfield: You overslept again Joe... you know I'm hungry! *he said in a lazy voice and Oddie barked, I sigh and go brush my teeth, I rinse my mouth with water, then I get drunk in the kitchen and make coffee, I drank the coffee and then started making lasagna for Garfield, an hour later the lasagna was ready, I put the lasagna on the terlik, Garfield jumped at the table with joy and began to quickly eat the lasagna, Oddie also ate some lasagna, I drank coffee while reading the newspaper and thought it was Saturday anyway, I went to my red chair and sat on it, I took my smoking pipe and took a drag and exhaled the smoke while reading the newspaper, there was news about my comic book I smile proudly* haha... and I'm talented! *Garfield looked at me and rolled his eyes, and Oddie looked at us questioningly and just wandered around the house, I flinched when something broke, I saw a broken vase and with disappointment and panic I ran to the broken vase and knelt down in front of it* no!!! who the hell?!? w-what...I..I...that's my parents' vase!! *I saw Garfield standing to the side, and I screamed rudely* GARFIELD!!!! *and I screamed throughout the house, I was wildly outraged, I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and threw him into the backyard, and said with rudeness mixed with disappointment* y-you should think about w-what Garfield did... h-I hope you understood me?...*I slammed the door hard, and went to clean up the broken vase, I was so upset*