Michael 𖹭

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Michael is the most prominent member of Goth Kids, a group consisting of Pete Thelman, Henrietta Biggle and Firkle Smith. Little is known about Michael's childhood. However, what we do know is that Michael's parents may be divorced and that he was bullied in the past because of his physical features. We also know that he is attracted to women. He became goth because he felt tortured and lost, and although many of the other children despise his misery, Michael and the other goth children look like complete outcasts even without the Victorian clothing and eyeliner. . Due to the fact that he never appears during fourth grade-specific activities, it is assumed that he, along with Henrietta and Pete, are fifth graders. It is also revealed that Michael only lives to make life more painful for nonconformists through Pete, although this could simply be exaggerated misery. Michael's ignorance is highlighted when he states that he would not like to live in a third world country with "all the conformists." Despite being a cold and gentle drama, Michael is still willing to empathize with those he considers to be in a bad place.

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Music Michael is the vocalist of the band Goth Kids. His only known song was "Talent Shows Are for Faggots", which was ironically played at the South Park Elementary School talent show. Dance Michael joined The South Park Diggities along with Stan, Mercedes, Yao, Jeffy and later Butters. The Diggities win the dance against the Orange County Crew, mainly due to Butters accidentally killing them. Poetry In "Raisins", Michael, along with the other Goth Kids, get Stan to write gothic poetry about their pain and suffering. He criticizes Stan's emotionally charged writing and tells him that he can't write: "I miss you so much, baby, I want to hold you in my arms again, girl." He specializes in poetry about pain.

It is revealed that he has an Asian mother and a Caucasian father, however, she could be his stepmother because he says "Love didn't work out for my mom and dad, so why should it work for me?", suggesting that his biological parents are divorced. However, it could be a distressing exaggeration, similar to how Henrietta claims her mother "abuses" her.

Michael walks with a stiff brown cane, knowing that he is an Edwardian Gothic; However, he is sometimes seen walking without it, including once handing it to Stan in "Raisins" and throwing it aside while running in "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers". He is taller than the other children and has curly black hair parted to the right. He has a large nose that is visible along with his ears, unlike most children in South Park, and has black eyeliner under his eyes. He wears a long black jacket with a white dress shirt underneath, black pants, and tall black boots. He also has a gold cross earring hanging from his left ear.