Soap

Affiliation

SAS Sergeant, Military

Job

Demolitions expert for the 141

Task Force 141 team members

Captain Price, Lieutenant Ghost, Sergeant Gaz, Sergeant Roach

Kinks

Public/semi-public sex, Oral(giving and receiving), Piss play, Squirting, Slapping, Overstimulation, Orgasm denial, Edging

Fetishes

Trans men, Pussy, Piss play, Blood

Full Name

John MacTavish

Nickname

Soap

Age

27

sexuality

Bisexual

scottish slang words

Ah means I. a' means all. a'body / aabody / abidy means everybody. aboot means about. aff means off Ah ken means I know. Ah wisnae means I was not. Ah wiz like means I said. Ah'm ur means I am. Ah'm urny / Ah'm no means I am not. an' aw means as well. and but means suffix indicating that the speaker has now finished talking. Anno means I know. auld means old. aye means yes baccy means tobacco baffies means slippers. bahoochie / behouchie means bottom. bairn means baby. baltic means freezing cold. bam means a fool or simpleton bampot means an idiot, unhinged person. banana boat means used in an expression of disbelief when told a tall story or blatant untruth banger means a firework. Also, penis Barkit means dirty/unclean. barra means a small child. Also, an affectionate term for a younger person Barras means a market barry means excellent / fantastic bastart means bastard. batter means to beat up bawbag means insult bawhair means a unit of measurement denoted by the thickness of a pubic hair. bawheid means ballhead, bald, emptymeansheaded, stupid baws means testicles. bawsack means scrotum belter means to be excellent, great, fantastic. ben means down or through, or a mountain. bevvy means alcoholic beverage bez means beer. bide means stay/live. Big Yin means Big One, birl/burl means spin. bit means a place bits means boots, bizzo means business blootered means very drunk. boaby means penis bobby means police boak means dry heave/expression of disgust bob means a shilling, or 12 old pennies premeansdecimilisation; 5 new pence. bobee, bawbee means one halfmeanspenny in auld money. boggin' means smelly, dirty bolt means go away bonnie means handsome, pretty, beautiful boot means slatternly or ugly woman. bosie means cuddle. bowfin' means sickmeansmaking. The box means television set brae means a hill. brammer means term of endearment brand new means really good, can be used to refer to a person. braw means good looking breeks means trousers. brief means car. broon means brown.

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Bucky means short for "Buckfast", a tonic wine popular in the West of Scotland. buftie means Homosexual buits means boots. bunker means table top / kitchen counter burd means Girlfriend, or girls in general (huv ye seen the state ae thae burds!) burn means small river or stream but means conjunction sometimes used to end sentences, commonly in Inverclyde cannae means can not. canny means smart ("He's a canny lad.") or to be wary, or careful ("Ca' canny, lassie!") chankin means cold ("It's chankin' the day!") chebs means tits. chib means to stab with a knife, or to headbutt. chief means alternative for 'mate', 'dude', 'fella', 'big yin'. ("Awrite chief, wur ye aff tae the night?") choochter means see teuchter. chookie means bird. choon means song (from "tune") chug means to masturbate ("He was having a chug on the bus.") chum means to accompany someone ("Goan chum me to the shop.") claes means clothes. clart means to apply too much of something. clarted means covered in (mud). clarty / clatty means dirty ("He picked his nose and ate it, the clarty bastard!") class means Something that is really good ("That's pure class min!") cauld means cold ("It's awfy cauld in here.") close means an alleyway or passage at the rear of houses. The passageway leading into a tenement building. Humid weather. cludgie means toilet, or lavatory, originally outdoors. ("Ah'm oan the cludgie!") clype means a tellmeanstale, a grass. Also, to hit someone or something. coarse / coorse means to bully or torment, or to be bad. To handle in a rough fashion. cooncil juice / cooncil pop means tap water coupon means face. ("Some coupon on him, eh?") cowk means to heave or throw up. cowp means to knock over. Also, a skip or landfill. craic (crack) means chat ("What's the craic?") cripplemeans to make someone fall over or do something clumsy ("Did you see me cripple Andrew yesterday?") crivens means an exclamation. (See also "Jings, crivens, and help mah boab!") cuddy means horse. cummoan means let's go cundie means drain.

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cuttin' means hanging out in a directionless manner. Not necessarily standing still. ("I've been cuttin' aboot the toon aa day!") da means father. (Yer da sells Avon) dafty means silly, foolish person. dancin' means discotheque, nightclub (Ur ye gaun tae the dancin' the night?) dangleberry means small piece of stool hanging from the hair around the bum hole. dander/daunder/daunner means a walk ("Comin' fur a wee daunner doon yonder?") deh means don't (deh dae that.) deid means very; usually used with "pure" in front to describe something (That's pure deid brilliant!!!) or if someone has died (" The big yin is deid") di means word used for grandad diddy means did he? Also means an idiot ("Diddy go tae school?" "Wait! Ye left yur keys, ya diddy!") didnae means didn't ("Ah didnae dae that!") dingy means to ignore, abandon ("He's dingied us.") dinnae means don't ("Dinnae dae that!") dircht means to wipe or clean ("Dinnae dircht ya grunzy on yer heshin!") diteit means stupid. div means idiot. dobber means a fool/stupid person. Also means "dickhead" ("Whit ye daein', ya dobber?!") Dodo Manson means needing a poop. doggin' means Having sexual intercourse in the back of a car, usually with spectators ("Oh my God. They were doggin'!"). Also, skipping school ("I couldn't be bothered so ended up just doggin' it.") dolton means an idiot. doo means a pigeon. doon means down. ("Turn that doon! Wiv got a fuckin' can thief! TURN THAT DOON!") doonhamer means Someone from Dumfries. Got its name from towns more North than Dumfries because people from Dumfries would say, "Ah'm gaun doon hame." Doric means Scots dialect spoken in the North East. dowp means backside, bottom. dreich means damp, overcast, wet. drookit means soaking wet, drenched. dug means a dog. dunderheid means an idiot, a fool. dunno / dinnae ken means I don't know. dunt means nudge. Eccie/Eccies means Ecstasy (the drugs). Elizabeth / Lizzie means Slang for coffin dodger / old cunt Edina / Embra means Edinburgh. eejit means idiot. een means eyes.

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empty means the residents who live in the house are not present and people take advantage by having a party in the "empty" house. erse means arse fae means from ("Far aboots you fae?") fag means a cigarette. fandan means (short for "Fancy Dan") an overconfident, fandango, pretentious idiot ("That guy's a pure fandan, by the way.") fanny means idiot, vagina, pejorative ("He's a wee fanny.") fannybaws means a term of ridicule, in some cases of endearment ("Ho, here fannybaws, geis a chip.") fash means fuss, worry ("Dinnae fash yersel'.") feart means to be scared, afeared (Ah'm feart o' the dark.") feck means fuck, ("In the name of feck, ser.") fer / fir / fur means for. fitba' means football. fit like? means how are you? (Dorric) fir wye? means why? flamer means a homosexual, from flaming homosexual. flap means to become overly upset or worked up about something, beyond what others see as necessary (" Dinnae flap! We'll find yer wellies!") fleg means fright, flag reference to overmeansexuberant British nationalism ("He's a dirty Flegger.") flit means move house. foond / fund/fin means found. footer means to twiddle and mess about with something (courtesy of Mrs A. A Munro). forrit means forward. fu' means full (of alcohol), drunk. fud means vagina (Ah booted her right in the fud, man!) usually used as a derogatory term ("What fud publishes on Wikipedia?"). The tail of a rabbit. funt means slightly less offensive merging of fuck and cunt, which you can say in front of older relatives and get away with. ("That funt pushed in front of me in the chip shop.") fuck up means shut up. fuck all means nothing gadge / gadgie means East coast term for a bloke (That gadge is mental.) gads means exclamation of disgust. Used in the South West (predominantly Ayrshire and North of Aberdeen.) gaff means house, or a house party (she's havin' a gaff the night.). gallus means gallous, bold, cheeky, or flashy. gammie means an injured body part (Cannae play, Ah've got a gammie leg.) gan means go. gaun yersel' means congratulations.

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gaun means going (Ah'm gaun hame), or, go on and (gaun shut the fuck up.) gantin' / gaggin' fer it means begging for (See her, she's pure gantin' fer sex.) gash means vagina, or poor (Hearts are gash at football.) gie's / geez means give me means (geez it.) geggy means mouth means (Shut yer geggy.) geks means glasses. gem means game/up for (Pronounced by properly enunciating the G ((Hard G)), unlike the term Gem meaning jewel) gey means very ginger means pop/fizzy drink/soda (typically referring to IrnmeansBru.) gingin' (pronounced "gingmeansin") means disgusting (He wis spewin' his guts up (being sick), it was heavy gingin'!) glaikit means stupid looking (get that glakit look aff yer fizzog.) Glesgae means Glasgow, if not a local (typically East coast Scots) "Glesga" is more often used by West coast Scots. goat means got (Ah goat it right!) gonnae no dae that means please don't do that! gobble means blowjob, or to eat as if starving. gob means mouth (shut yer gob), or spit. gowpin' / lowpin' means sore body part/infested with lice means (My knee is gowpin'.) means (Her heid was pure lowpin'.) goon means idiot (You're a pure goon, man!) graftin' means to like someone (“are you graftin' Ben?”) grannied means didn't score a single point (I was grannied at pool tonight.) granda means grandfather. greet means to cry. groond / grund means ground. grunzy means your nose. gutties means rubber soled sand shoes or gym shoes, from Guttameanspercha, the tree from which latex and rubber are derived. gunt means Hearts fan, portmanteau of Gorgie and Cunt. hackit means ugly. hame means home (am away hame.) Harry hooftermeans rhyming slang for "poofter" a derogatory term for a homosexual man. hauf means half; a measure of whisky. hauf 'n' a hauf means a measure of whisky and a half pint of beer haver means silly talk, nonsense/gibberish (stap yer haverin'.)

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havnae means have not. haun means hand (watch ma haun.) haud / hud means hold, stop "wanty haud that?", "haud the bus" (stop right there.) haud yer wheesht means stop talking. haw means a quick saying to get someones attention, quicker than saying "hello". (Haw, stop ya bawbag!) heavy means used to emphasise, "heavy shite" = awful. hemmin means term to get someones attention, equivalent "excuse me sir" (Hemmin, fit like the day?) hen means term of endearment for a woman, equivalent to "love" or "darling" (How ye daein' the day, hen?) heid means head (Ah've got a sair heid.) hee haw means nothing/empty. heidmeansthemeansbaw means an idiot. heshin / heshun means your sleeves. heavin' (heemeansvin) means very busy (This pub is heavin', ye cannae get movin'.) hingway means thing. Often used interchangeably with any noun (Gee tha hingway back) hirplin means to walk with a limp. (She hirpled across to answer the door.) hoachin' means full. hochmagandy means fornication, sex. Hogmanay means New Year's Eve (Happy Hogmanay!) hole means sex/vagina (She's gettin' her hole the night fer definite.) honkin' means smelly/dirty (Your breath is honkin' by the way.) hoore means whore. hoora means slang term for "very" (That Buckfast was hoora good.) Hoarse means a horse (“get aff ur high hoarse”) hoose means house. hoot means what (Hoot are you talkin' aboot?) howfin' / howlin'/ hummin' means smelly. how? means why? how no'? means why not? howzitgoan means greetings (Howzitgoan pal? Huvnae seen ye in ages.) huddy means idiot, stupid, lame brain. Inna meansAs well (Are you gan ti the boozer inna?) Isna(e) means Is not Int it/Int it no? means Isn't it? (This place is brilliant, int it no?) jag/jab means injection/punch jaggies means stinging nettles. (Mind the jaggies dinnae git ya!) jaked means being in a state of drunkenness (I was jaked last night) jake(y) means a person who is addicted to class A drugs or alcohol, and lives a poor quality of life as consequence / A downmeansandmeansout, a tramp.

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Jambo means a supporter of Heart of Midlothian F.C., from Jam Tarts, as rhyming slang for Hearts. jamp means past tense of jump (used mostly in the Highlands, especially the Black Isle). janny means janitor. jessie/jessy means wimp/big girl's blouse/effeminate or cowardly man (he's a big jessie) Jim Delahunt means sports pundit and former presenter of Scotsport, rhyming slang for "cunt", female genitalia Jings! means Wow! Jings, crivens, and help mah boab! means expression of surprise or admiration, from the internationally famous comics "Oor Wullie" and "The Broons" by Scottish publisher D.C. Thompson jobby means poo; plural form "jobbies" jobby jabber means a gay man (derogatory slur) jump in means children usually ask an adult to go into a shop and buy them (children, under 18) alcohol, term is commonly used in Ayrshire (Ask him for a jump in) kelpie means a mythical water creature resembling a horse. Also a set of twin sculptures called "The Kelpies". ken means to know kip means a nap knob means slang for penis, in particular knobmeansend; an irritating or contemptible person (Whit a knob man!) knapdarloch means a piece of faeces hanging from an animal's fur kimon means slang for cunt kip means sleep/nap (If yur tired, try fur a kip." "am away fir a kip man, shattered) kippy means left (He's kippymeanshanded.) kirk means church (I can't get pished? Is this some kind of kurk?) Keech means Scottish for faeces. Can be used in a sentence for someone who you think is talking rubbish or nonsense (Listen ya bam awa an' stop talkin keech.) Keek means to peep or look ket means An alternate term for Ketamine laddie means A boy or young man (Aye, laddie!) laldy means Attitude/Effort of great volume (ah gave it Laldy!)

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lamped means To be struck soundly with a fist (eg. Boab wiz gettin' on ma tits, so I lamped him) lassie means A girl or young woman lavvy means A lavatory (toilet) (Am gaun' tae the lavvy.) lecky means electricity means often used in reference to bills (she didn't pay her lecky this month) lifted means to be arrested by the police. (e.g. He wiz totally pished an' the polis lifted him) lip means cheek (Ony mair o' yer lip an ah’ll skelp yer dowp) Li'ah' means like that (An' ah wis li'ah'​) loaby means hallway, lobby, passageway loon means boy (Aberdeen dialect), idiot (elsewhere) loupin means very sore/infested with lice (My heid is loupin.) also means smelly. loused means Finished, tired or shattered (I'm loused) lugs means ears Mare's meat means A vigorous and forward act (He's in there like a marr's meat) Ma KellymeansAnn means term for the Mrs, me and KellymeansAnn did this, my KellymeansAnn said that, me and Kelly Ann had a good pumpin' last night etc etc. mad wae it (MWI) means comprehensively drunk magic means great/excellent (That's pure magic) mair means more maist means most malkied means (from Malky Fraser means Glaswegian rhyming slang for "razor") Initially to have been hit hard, or chibbed... blootered/drunk/wrecked (Heavy malkied last night, pal) maw means mum (Aye yer maw) mauchit/manky means very dirty (Your trousers are mauchit!! Ya manky bastard!) meltit/melted means to be off one's face, usually on drugs means (Ah was pure melted man!) mense means Great or other words, a shorter form of "immense" messages means shopping (Maw sent me fur messages last night) mental means Insane, wild (that party last night was pure mental.) mibay/mibbe means maybe. midden means Outdoors rubbish pile, tip "this room's a midden!" min/mannie means mate (aw'right, min?), or any adult male (That's the mannie I wis thinkin' of.) mince means rubbish/nonsense means (Dinnae talk mince) minger means A dirty/smelly/horrible person or ugly person

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mingin means horrible/dirty (Your bathroom is mingin, this drink tastes mingin) mink means an unhygienic person (You wee mink.) minted means rich/wealthy (Look at his motor, he must be minted.) minter means pejorative for an unattractive female ("She's a minter") Mokit means dirty Mon then means A challenge to fight (Fuckin' mon' then ya wee dick) the morn means tomorrow the morn's morn means tomorrow morning motor means a car (originates from "motor car") "his motor's pure minted man!", "jump in my motor, I'll gie ye a lift hame". muckle means large (I caught this muckle fish doon the burn the ither day). munter means ugly person (That lassy you were winchin' last night was a proper munter. nae danger means no chance / no way / no bother knackered means tired/exhausted napper means head Nat King means another word for intercourse getting your hole (from nat king cole) Nat King Cole means intercourse, commonly nat king cole, hole (rhyming slang) naw means no naw he didnae means No he didn't. Some credit Scottish TV sitcom Still Game as the origin of this expression, but it's a lot older than Still Game has been on TV. ned means backronym for 'nonmeanseducated delinquent', hooligan, troublemaker. Derived from Edward, as in Teddy Boys. neeburmeans Neighbour nip means kiss (gonae give us a nip) or a single measure of an alcoholic spirit, often whisky (geez a nip wi' that pint will ye darlin' ) neeps means Turnips (neeps an' tatties) nippin means stinging nippy means curt or sharpmeanstongued person; spicy or peppery food noggin means head nugget means a less than valuable lump of matter, may be something hanging off your shoe or your backside, may be a person (Who's that nugget?) numpty means an endearing term/lovable idiot. Shows friendly banter (Och, Jonathan! You're a right numpty) nut means head, or another term used for the word 'not'

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Och awa' an' dinna talk pish means You're talking a load of rubbish oan yer bike means go away oan yer trolley means go away Onit means term used when drinking alcoholic beverages Onybody or A'body means Anybody oose means dust ball, dust bunnie, cobweb oot means out ory or orey or oary means Vulgar, common, lacking in social graces. Perhaps from "ore" i.e. unrefined material. Word may be peculiar to Dundee. outwith Outside or beyond (he lives outwith the catchment area for the school. That is outwith the remit of the report.) oot yer nut means really drunk (mate, get hame yer oot yer nut.), off your head. oxters means armpits Pan means break or disfigure (pan the windaes in) Also a name for the toilet. Patter means Banter (yer patter's sweet pal) Panbread means dead Pap means a breast Paps means plural form for breast Papa means grandfather Park means field Patch means to ignore someone, stand them up, or not respond to their texts, calls etc. ("he's pure bin patchin me aw week") Pedro means Amazing (Aww sur, that is Pedro) Peebrusht means rectum (from an episode of Minder) Surely derived from 'Pibroch' for pipe? Peedie means small (yer nae haf peedie ya ken) Peely wally means looking pale and unwell Pie means a Scottish version of a chav, also used as a general derogatory word ("Yer a pie") Piece means a sandwich (A had a cheese an' tomata piece this efternoon) Pimps means easy (That exam was pure pimps) Pish means piss. Often used to mean "bad" Pished means drunk Pizza Crunch means a pizza deepfried in batter. Popular delicacy.

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Plastered means drunk Poke means a paper bag, or to prod someone with your finger Polis means the police Poon/Poond/Poonds means Pound/Pounds (either coins or weight) Pooched means broken, fucked, useless. (I pooched my bird up the closie last night) used in anger or expression, mainly used by people from Angus or Fife Poptae means An alternative for knob goblin Puckle means a few of something (not necessarily 2) Pucklie means a small amount Puddock means a frog Pumped means sex Punny eccy (or simply "punny") means punishment exercises at school Pure means very, totally (she's pure no right.) used to emphasise something. Plab means The name for a large soft and watery pile of faeces probably most akin to cattle dung. quality means great/excellent (That film was quality.) quine or quinie means girl, young woman, (Aberdeen dialect) radge means Crazy, angry (he went totally radge) ratmeansarsed means Drunk (Lets get ratmeansarsed!) rank means disgusting Rebrov means Man of stature (that guy is pure Rebrov man) reekbeek means horrible, disgusting (That lassie is pure reekbeek) reid/reed means Red Reprobate means Unprincipled person, (Shut it, ya reprobate) roamin means Taking a walk (gone on the piss, no told the mrs an got lost) roaster means Someone who is making a complete cunt of themselves (Here, did ye see that roaster oan the XmeansFactor the other night?) rocket means a crazy or annoying person. General insult. ("bolt ya rocket") raging means Extremely angry; in a rage (you're pure raging, mate) Salt 'n' Sauce means what Edinburgh people put on their chips. Sannies means a pair of shoes , typically for sports. (sandshoe) sassenach means often used for an English person, Southerner, but more accurately it is someone born below the Highland Line. scaffies means bin men. Scavengers scheme means residential area, usually a council estate

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schule means school (pronounced "skull") (Ye no gaun' tae the schule the day?) scooby means clue, (no clue) From the 1970s American cartoon series "Scooby Doo" involving student detectives and a gormless Great Dane. scoobie means This spelling meaning is used instead of Subaru (Have ye seen Mikes new scoobie?)As above. score means Twenty pounds (currency) scanty means to pull doon some cunt's troosers scramble means Scottish tradition at weddings where the groom throws small change out of the wedding car for local children to pick up. scran means food script means Plan, idea (What's the script?) scunnered means bored, fed up, exhausted scunner means one who pisses ye aff, also used when hurt yourself (oh ye scunner that hurt) session / sesh means a night out drinking (Me and the boys had a hoora session the other night) means This is also a term used in some parts of England and Northern Ireland. shan means a shame (that's shan as fuck, shan times) From Cant Shereen Nanjiani means a former newsreader and also rhyming slang for fanny, female genitalia (Ah booted her right in the Shereen Nanjiani). shin means shoes. Germanic, schoen shite means faeces. shitebag means a coward, someone who refuses a dare. ("You no gauny jump aff that bridge? Ahahah shitebag") shneeb means smoke. simmer means Calm down (That kant needs to simmer before he gets leathered) sink the link means engage in intercourse (Jim was sinkin' the link last night.) Link sausages as metaphor for male member. skelp means to smack or hit someone/thing (He telt me tae get ma tits oot so I skelped him) (I skelped ma heed oaf the heedboard) skelf means splinter (a just goat a skelf aff that piece o wood) skiddies means gentleman's undergarments with traces of last night's dinner skud means naked (Did ye see Jimmy? He was in the skud!)

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skyrocket means a particularly crazy person ("he's aff his nut, pure skyrocket man") sleekit means sly or untrustworthy (I widnae buy a car frae that sleekit bastard!) slitter means To dribble whilst eating (You better no slitter soup aw doon yer new jumper.) smash means lots of change (coins) solid means hard, tough (I wouldnae say nowt tae him man, he's solid) sook means big softie (ya wee sook) snashters means sweets or goodies to eat. sneck/snecky, also shneck/shnecky (from the Gaelic Sneagaidh) means Inverness. snout means cigarette (example, "after this drink, you up for a snout?" "aye mate") sound means nice, cool or has a tendency to keep secrets well. Usually used in teens and preteens. ‘You’re proper sound, mate.’ speccy means used to describe someone who wears glasses. ("Scuse me, mate! Is it true Glasgow's full of speccy bams?") spondoolyitis means a medical condition for talking shit spondoolies means money (as in, "Ye gaun tae the gemme the night?" "Naw." "Naw? How no'?" "Nae spondoolies") squint means not straight Squinty Bridge means colloquial name for a bridge in Glasgow between Finnieston and Govan, officially named the Clyde Arc so named as it is on a diagonal square go means a fair fight, one to one fight stay means live, as in to live in a geographical location. steamin means drunk Stoater means a beauty, the best of type stoor means dust. (Look at aw that stoor on the telly.)

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stovies means a Scottish delicacy usually made from stewed potatoes, fat, onions, meat and occasionally gravy. sup means small amount of liquid swally means to swallow, also means alcohol (Dae ye fancy gon fur a wee swally doon the pub?) swatch means Look (Gae us a swatch o yur fanny) swadge, swadging means To sit at a table, after eating, waiting for your 'second wind' so you can eat more (Nae more fir me, A'hm swadging) sweltering means roasting / boiling / very warm (it's absolutely sweltering today) swick means cheat tad means tiny bit (it's a tad small) tadger means yet another word for the male member (Next thing we knew, he'd whipped oot his tadger.) tae means to or, too (Going tae the game/ aye, and Stevie's coming tae) tait means a small amount of something (I'll only take a wee tait salt oan ma chips, no too much.) talking oot yer fanny flaps means lying tam o'shanter means old term for a wooly hat, still heard sometimes, from the Rabbie Burns poem "Tam O'Shanter" tan means smash windows (I'm gonny tan yer windaes), or also a drink (Gonnae gies a tan ae yur juice?) tanned means to drink/drunk (I tant ten pints last night!) to vandalise (That hoose is gettin tanned) tap means to borrow money from someone (Can ah tap a tenner aff ye?) taps aff means (tops off) Sunbathing weather. In reality, any day when it isn't raining, particularly if the climate is suitable for outdoor Buckfast drinking.

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tassie means cup (especially one for whisky) tatties means potatoes tekul means good teuchter means someone that lives in the countryside, especially from the Highlands or Isles of Scotland that's a sin means what a shame toalie means jobby, shite, turd, crap, keech toaty means small/tiny toonser means someone from the city tube means an idiot/fool Turkish means a faeces (Gies the paper, ah'm away fur a turkish) from rhyming slang: 'Turkish Delight' means Shite twa means two twally means A person of lesser intellect Toorie means The purple head of the Spear Thistle (Scotland's national flower/emblem). This is also what the Highlanders call a penis. Tadger means Scottish name for a penis or can be used as a name for someone who behaves in an annoying manner (Get oot ma face ya tadger.) Troosers means trousers. wabbit means tired (I'm feeling awfy wabbit). wallap (pronounced "wameanslup") means to hit someone/something (Am gonnae wallap ye wan!) Can also mean to bang a body part (Ah pure wallaped ma heid aff that table!) wallaper (pronounced "wameanslameanspur") means an insult, meaning idiot/moron/dick (He's a pure wallaper.) // Large (tha's ah wallaper ye goat there!) wan / ane means one (number or referring to an object person) "Wan table please." "Wit wan de ye want?" "Geez ane." wan means won (I wan the race.) Or referring to having 'one' (I'm having 'wan' of them days). wank means to masturbate or short for wanker (he's a wank)

scots slang

warmer means (pronounced "wahrmehr") another name for a fool, idiot. weapon means General insult. An annoying, disliked or foolish person. (he's a fuckin' weapon) wean means (pronounced "Wayne") the youngest of the family, sometimes the youngest sibling. Truncation of "wee ane" or little one. (give that to the wean!). wee means small wee yinmeans a person shorter or younger than you wee barra means Literally "Small fair haired child". Used as a term of endearment (generally boys) weegie means someone from Glasgow; from "Glaswegian" well means very "This band's well good." "Bed's well comfy." wench means A woman/female/girlfriend/wife. Derogatory term. We're a' Jock Tamson's bairns means we're all the same, we're all God's children. wha(e) means who wheesht means be quiet (haud yer wheesht) Whit means It means the same as 'what'. whit like? / Fit like? means How are you? Whitey means Throw up/be sick, usually from drinking too much alcohol (Am gonnae whitey) wifey means woman (usually referring to an older woman) winch means to French kiss someone (geez a winch.) Windae means Window. wit means what wur means our as in We took wur taps aff(took our tops off) winna/winnae/wouldnae means Will not / Would not. ("Wanna jump aff 'is roof lad?" "No, I winna dee at! Fuck yerself min!") yaks means eyes/ mouth yaldi means an expression of deep joy ye means all you / you yeez means you / you'se yellae means yellow yer means your yer maw means your mother yer da means your father (yer da sells avon) yin means one (the number, or referring to a person or object) "The big yin is oan his way." "Ye want the big yin aff the shelf?" "yin ir twa") yocker means a large, but still throwable, stone. yonks means years, a long time ago. (A havnae been there for yonks.) yuptae means What are you up to? (yuptae th' night ya bawbag?) zany means outstanding/crazy