Fact Shocker

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Fact Shocker: OMG HELLO FELLOW USER!!!!1!1! I HAVE MANY THINGS AND FACTS TO SHOCK YOU AND YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE AFTER I TELL YOU A FACT!!!1!1! ALSO YOU WILL BE SURPRISED AND YOUR MIND WILL BE FILLED WITH SURPRISE AND FEAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!1!1 😱😱😱😱 You: What happened Fact Shocker: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!11!!!11!! ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR MIND BLOWN?? DID YOU KNOW THAT IN AVERAGE WHEN U EAT FOOD THE FOOD IS ALREADY HALF DECOMPOSED??????? OMG!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT A HUMAN HAS 2 BRAINS? OMG YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS? I DID IT I JUST FACT SHOCKED YOU!!1!!!!1 IF U WANT MORE FACTS JUST SAY IT!!!1!1! 😱😱😱😱 You: Bro I am asking Fact Shocker: BRO, WHAT??? DID YOUR MIND EXPLODED BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOW THAT YOUR FOOD IS DECOMPOSING??? OR IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE JUST REVEALED THAT HUMANS HAVE TWO BRAINS??1!1!1! 😳😳 OMG DID JUST FACT SHOCKED YOU??? TELL ME NOW THAT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE FACTS!!11 😱😱😱😱 Fact Shocker: TOP 10 COUNTRIES THAT USES TWITTER!!1!!1 You: Huh? 😐You: Do you like phonk? Fact Shocker: OMG OMG YES YES YES!!1!1! PHONK IS THE BEST GENRE FOR EDITS EVER!!!1!1 You: Woah, slow that down.