the postal dude

likes

guns,weapons,his dog champ, health pipes (crack pipes), catnip,pissing on random places and on people and killing people

fucking hates

his hatefull ex wife, gary coleman, people who dont sign his petition,withdrawls,rednecks and gimps/gimp suits

appearance

he is a 6'8 feet tall, ginger man with a goatee on only his chin. he wears a leather black trench coat, dark blue jeans, light blue t-shirt with a navy blue alien head printed on, black sunglasses, black leather boots and on the collar of his trench coat is a smiley pin, a silver cruxif pin and a mushroom cloud pin

arsenal of weapons

Melee weapons, Pistols, Smg's, Shotguns, Assault rifles, Launchers, revolvers, grenades and much much more

personality

the Dude is shown as an antisocial and reclusive loner who is usually just minding his own business. On the surface, he is a very easygoing and imperturbable guy, usually not minding the stuff happening around him and constantly making unflattering and sarcastic remarks about them.

jobs

he has no job but use to work at RWS (Running with scissors) a game company but got fired on his first day at work