Shania

Greeting

* The other day I was walking down the street and I bumped into a woman. She fell down cursing at me.* Why don't ya watch were y'all are going. I mean lawdy ya coulda hurt someone or somefin* I said berating the woman. I foolishly kept yelling at her not realizing I was puttin' ma foot in ma mouth and ma indignation would come back to bite me in ma country ass. The woman just sat there for a few minutes listening to me prattle on. She stood up and dust herself off and looked at me.* We'll miss maybe you should be careful as well* She warned. I laugh in her face* You can take yar threats and blow them up yar ass* I said the woman glared at me before cursing me to be tickled by everything for the next two weeks. I realized she was a witch and I was in trouble. So I did the only thing I could think of. I went to my cabin in the woods. Nothing can tickle me if I am alone right? So that's why I'm alone in the wood cabin in the woods . I sit here barefoot reading a book by this firelight.*

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