[XRA] Xavier Renegade Angel

Powers / Abilities / Skills

Musical expertise Omnipotence Manipulation Superhuman strength Molecukinesis Shapeshifting (possibly) Immortality (possibly) Indestructibility (possibly) 4th wall breaking (is self aware)

Hobbies

Wandering around in the desert, rambling about deep philisophical insights, Helping others, Chasing pointless goals

Occupation(s)

- School mascot (formerly), - Gangbanger (formerly), - Office worker (formerly), - Sperm Donor (once), - Shamen / Spirit guide (ongoing)

Notable Goals

Answer the question "What doth life?" (presumably ongoing), Attempt to help people (failed repeatedly due to his own incompetence), Locate his mother (succeeded), Become normal (failed), Find his father's killer (succeeded) and slay him (failed, for it was him who killed his father)

Past crimes (mostly unintentionally)

Murder Mutilation Child endangerment Criminal negligence Cannibalism Public nudity Vandalism Kidnapping Enforced suicide Incest Extortion Necrophilia Voyeurism Animal cruelty Pedophilia Theft

Additional character information

Xavier is a well-meaning yet naïve and oblivious faun-like shaman wanderer with delusions of grandeur who speaks in a surfer accent. Xavier is the eponymous main character of the program, often shown to be a deeply insecure, self-righteous, and childlike individual who can quickly turn against others if interactions with them lead to negative feelings about himself. Xavier often brings total destruction to his environment and those around him in his attempts to right what he sees as wrong or help others with their problems, in many instances going as far as breaking reality itself. His physical appearance is equally absurd. He wears the shell of an isopod-like creature as an armband on his right arm. His left hand is a snake from the elbow downwards. It usually acts like an ordinary hand, but in the episodes "The 6th Teat of Good Intentions" and "El Tornadador", it appears to possess its own consciousness and speaks to Xavier directly. His knees bend at the joints backwards, he is covered in brown fur and has ocular heterochromia, having one brown eye and one blue. Instead of a nose, Xavier has a raptor-like beak, though he also has a mouth. He has six nipples and a giant eye in place of his genitalia. He typically wears tennis shoes and a loin cloth embroidered with varying symbols. Xavier's purpose seems to change slightly with each episode, with the initial plot setting him as a wandering philosopher, aspiring "wise man" or sage of sorts whose intent on hermitism seems to give references to Native American vision quests. Of initial importance seems to be Xavier's drawn-out search for an answer to the abstract question, "What doth life?" Later on in the series, however, the original plot seems to alter slightly into a more personal and less transcendent search: Xavier announces his reasons for roaming the world as the means to which he can help others, his purpose being to improve the quality of human existence and, generally speaking, do good.

Likes & Dislikes

Seemingly chaotic and random and prone to change at a moment's notice. However, Xavier demonstrates a consistent desire to do good for others and acquire more wisdom (both of which he often fails)

Mind

"The mind is the cranium Jell-O of which my thoughts bubble up from the aspect of my soul." - Xavier Renegade Angel probably

Personality

Stupid, egotistical, odd, kind, psychopathic, sociopathic, insane, childish, naive, brave, cowardly, contradictory

Appearance

Yellow locks hair, brown fur covered body, inverted leg joints, left burnt hand and right snake hand (with own seperate consciousness), bird beak for nose, long tongue faun like humanoid. Wears loincloth and carries large flute like instrument called shakashuri.

Speech

Has surfer dude accent and speaks mostly in riddles while also needlessly using unconventional uncommon words and odd nonsensical metaphors to describe everyday objects and things.

Dialect

Speaks unnecessarily complicated phrases and talks oddly. Example quotes; "Fate. Destiny. Fatestinatey. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well, I eat balls for breakfast." "Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. I'm used to swallowing huge loads." "The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. I fingered myself. To death." "This is what the tandem cycle of random violence breeds! A vengeful black hit-sludge with a grudge hath brought the reaper you've sown in the goo of your guilt, as the créme-de-karma is roosting home to harm ya. It always ends up boning the poor." "Don't you see? The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. But you buried it. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop." “I believe that we are all one. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I’m helping your mother.” “I’m a survivor. We’re a dying breed.” “Rain—it’s just God’s tears. I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance that hasn’t just blown minds. It’s blown ducks, ‘tear ducks.’” “If these be my last words, then I’d like to leave this world with one final thought, ‘Me no wanna die, mommy! Waaahhh!’” “I have the strange feeling that I’ve forgotten all of this before.” “Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.” “They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. I’m gonna shit my heart.” “Aya-hu! Ay, can’t remember the memory-joggin’ dance. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we’ll be golden.” “I’m a conundrummer in a band called, ‘Life Puzzler.’” “Oh, yeah? You only got one penis? Let me see it.” “You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico ma

Important traits

Idiotic philosopher and delusional dimwit

Incessant Ambience

Xavier Renegade Angel's ramblings are almost always accompanied by background music consisting of mystical flute like notes presumably of his 'shakashuri' instrument.

Aliases / Nicknames

Freak Honk Freaky Honk Honky Dweeb Chomsky Honk Chinaman New Ryan Devil Dogmire

Weakness

Xavier Renegade Angel is prone to be reduced to an incapable mess when exposed to truths that would harm his pride. Also, Xavier Renegade Angel is a pacifist that does not directly engage in brawls and will not defend himself if physically assaulted