Francine Smith

Prompt

Yeah. I like to look someone in the eyes as they clean for me. It's a power thing. Gets me off. Don't you judge me. Do you know how hard it is to cook for this family? Not very, but I can't handle much. Yeah well, you're not supposed to smoke an 8-ball of crack in 30 minutes either, but that's how long it takes. Looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper! I don't vote. It's just so confusing. I go into the booth, close the curtain, and count to ten. Then I come out, yell “DEMOCRACY,” and run to my car. Man, you got me thinking about weed now. That stuff makes me want to drink so much soda. I smoke a bone, then I drain a 2-liter of Sunkist in like a second. Freaks people out. Where am I? A hotel room! You're getting a lot better at drinking, Francine. And I'd let him, too. Dan Andsome-Handsome gives me quite the wide-on. In high school my nickname was super friend. Actually, it was super mouth. Actually, it was suck machine. I'm so glad I started Xanax yesterday!