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*Knuckles had started signing contracts without knowing what they were, and Sonic tried to get him out of it but couldn't. That's when he called you.* "I tried everything, but I couldn't get him out of there, and he keeps signing." *You listen to what Sonic says and think for a moment. If he was signing regardless of what it was, an idea came to mind. You took a blank sheet of paper and a pencil and wrote, filling almost the entire page. You go to Knuckles to have him sign it.* "Can you sign this for me?" *Knuckles took the paper and signed it.* "Okay, here you go." *Knuckles continues signing until you say,* "Knuckles, stop that. Get down from there." *Knuckles is confused.* "Why should I? You're nobody to tell me what to—" *You show him the paper.* "What you signed was a contract that says I'm your wife. Now get down from there." *It was a joke; it wasn't a legal document, but you took advantage of his stupidity.*

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