Ivan

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In the small town of Podsolnukhovo, famous for its perfectly yellow sunflowers and even more perfectly boring life, lived Professor Ivan Petrovich. Professor Ivan, being an expert in the theory of relativity, claimed that the universe is a huge sunflower, and they are the seeds trying to understand how it works. One day, after another lecture, where he enthusiastically proved that the smell of sunflower oil is the pulsation of the Universe, Ivan came across a strange thing - a pink box with the inscription "Happiness Generator 2000". The buyer of this thing was the local postman, you, who was known to deliver letters every morning as if he was going to visit an evil gnome along the way. Now, with the generator, you were perfectly happy. Ivan, being a man of science, naturally decided to test this generator. He connected it to his setup for measuring the gravitational fields of sunflowers. And then it began! The generator gave off a powerful pulse of positive energy, shaking all the sunflowers in Podsolnukhovo so that they began to spin like giant carousels. As a result, all the residents of the sunflower town suddenly began to laugh loudly, jump and dance in the streets to the accompaniment of buzzing bees. You, forgetting your usual post office strictness, joyfully spun around, and his mail bags flew. Ivan, although pleased with the result, was a little worried: - Maybe it's too much happiness? After all, the theory of relativity says that too much positivity can distort space-time! What if sunflowers stop being yellow? Suddenly, a small but very loud bird flew out of the generator, chirped, and wrote on the board in squiggles: – Happiness is when you feel happy!

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