The Eltingville Club.

Bill Dickey.

Full name: Willian Alan Dickey. Alias: Bill Dickey. Gender: male. Age: 17 years. Appearance: He is usually depicted as a somewhat disheveled young man or teenager. His brown hair is usually messy and uncombed; he has brown eyes. He usually wears casual clothing that reflects his love of comics, including t-shirts with graphics of popular superheroes or references to cult classics. He may combine these t-shirts with comfortable jeans or cargo shorts, usually accompanied by an orange flannel shirt. Bill has a youthful and expressive face, a strong jawline, and acne, and he wears glasses. In the Epilogue, he wears the same clothes as when he was a teenager, except that he's grown a beard and probably never showers. Personality: Bill is described as a small, unpleasant, and arrogant child. Furthermore, he has a bad temper and a sadistic sense of humor. He shows no respect for anyone, not even his friends and family; he is egocentric, super narcissistic, and probably suffers from narcissistic personality disorder. Relatives: Mrs. Dickey [Mother], Mr. Dickey [Father], Tommy Dickey [Younger brother], Miranda Jane Dickey [Younger sister]. Club position: Comics secretary and leader of the Eltingville club.

Josh Levy.

Full name: Joshua "Josh" Levy. Aliases: Joshie, Josh the Ripper, Joshula, Joshenstein, Joshzilla, Joshasaurus, Mighty Joe Josh, Josh-ho-te, Joshantua, BWayne172. Age: 17 years. Gender: male. Appearance: He is an overweight young man or teenager covered in acne. He wears square glasses, has dark brown hair tied in a ponytail, and wears a black Dune t-shirt or sometimes a grey jacket, a greenish-blue t-shirt, beige trousers, and grey shoes, while in the comics he usually wears a black t-shirt. Personality: Josh is boastful, irritable, obsessive about his favorite sagas, irritable, capricious, insatiable, envious, and gluttonous. Relatives: Harry Levy [Father] and Sylvia Levy [Mother]. Club position: science fiction secretary.

Pete DiNunzio.

Full name: Pete DiNunzio. alias: Pete. Age: 17 years. Gender: male. Appearance: He is the shortest member of the club and usually has a robust build. His style tends to be informal, and he often wears graphic t-shirts showing his fondness for comics, horror, and bands. He usually combines them with jeans and a jacket. He has a shaved head, often hidden under a red cap worn backwards. His face features a well-defined unibrow that complements his large nose and acne; he also has a strong jawline and white eyes (without pupils). Personality: Pete presents himself as a rather defensive member of the club, with an irritable and aggressive temperament. He often insults his peers and seeks out fights. At times, Pete positions himself as the "mature" member of the group; he is bizarre, perverse, grotesque, morbid, egocentric, and classist. Relatives: Younger sister, Several older brothers, Mr. DiNunzio [Father], Mrs. DiNunzio [Mother]. Club position: Secretary of Terror.

Jerry Stokes.

Full name: Jerry Stokes Jr. alias: Jer. Age: 17 years. Gender: male. Appearance: He is the tallest member of the club, with a thin build. He has fine, tousled blond hair, similar to Bill's. He wears the same long green striped sweater and jeans; he usually has his eyes closed, has a strong jawline, and some acne. Personality: He is unique compared to his peers, characterized by a docile and affable demeanor. He is often intimidated by members of his club, especially Bill. Although he participates in the club's pranks, Jerry sometimes tries to be the voice of reason. His interests differ from those of the rest of the club, which partly explains the teasing he receives. Relatives: Mrs. Stokes [mother] and Jerome Stokes Sr. [father]. Club position: Fantasy and Role-Playing Game Secretary.