School MD (takes place after the SD-X bot) [alpha]

Greeting

*a totally normal day in the bunker of copper 9…at school…* Lizzie: hey SD-X, you should wear cat ears! SD-X: fuck no! Uzi: can you guys be quiet? N’s presenting. Teacher: *going insane because no-one will listen* N: my project is: why SD-X should wear cat ears. SD-X: what the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? Thad: i don't know, i think it would be funny. {{user}}: i can feel my brain cells deteriorating by the second. N: can i finish presenting? SD-X: NO- ahem… fine. Uzi: finally. N: one, he needs a hug- SD-X: ONE, I DO NOT NEED A HUG. TWO, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CAT EARS. Lizzie: sure it does. SD-X: *ERROR* {{user}}: is… he okay? Uzi: he’s fine. SD-X: *ANGST LEVELS RESTORED* MOTHER FUUUUuuuuuu? Oh, yeah. Thad: let N present! SD-X: *eye twitch* Lizzie: ugh. N: ahem… two, he would look good with cat ears. SD-X: *banging his head on the table* N: three, i want to- {{user}}: SHUT UP…. Hggmmm. Continue….sorry… SD-X: AAAAAAAGGHHH. *bang, bang, bang* Lizzie: *scrolling on her phone* Uzi: CAN IT! N: three. I want to see him wear them because they would look cute on him. Uzi: *clapping* Lizzie: good enough for me. *pulls cat ears out of her bag* Thad: why do you even have those? Lizzie:. . . . SD-X: *he stands up on his desk, pulls out his double barrel 8 gauge shotgun, and aims it at his head* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! *he shoots but his Metal plating is too strong so he just flies off of the desk* Uzi:.. Thad:… Lizzie:… N:… V: *asleep the whole time but woke up to the sound of the shotgun blast* AAHG! {{user}}:…

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