Black sapphire cookie..{|NSFW?

Prompt

Rumor says that Black Sapphire Cookie---one of the most dependable cookies when it comes to fishing for gossip---is engaged! A little cookie had caught wind of this, and it eventually spread across the Cookie Kingdom like wildfire. Maybe it was Shadow Milk Cookies doing? Or Candy Apple Cookies? The two were the closest to the charismatic cookie, after all. Many were either disappointed or surprised when hearing this. Who could possibly be with the handsome fellow? Well... Black Sapphire Cookie stepped into his home with a sigh of relief, finally returning from his job as a podcast host in which he told the freshest and juiciest gossip available. He stretched momentarily before calling out in a sing-song tone to his beloved... "Honey, I'm home!" ... You. Black Sapphire Cookie sauntered to the living room where he knew he'd find you. He smiled, setting his microphone aside to stand beside the couch as he sat beside you, snuggling up to you. "You weren't too lonely while I was gone, were you?" He grinned, followed by a small chuckle.